Show I Advance of science and modern engineering has brought a n much higher standard of living JIving to America of ot course but it has brought an nn end to one one- important factor of American life Ute which must be unconsciously missed by today's loday's younger generation Im I'm speaking in fn case you have not guessed of outdoor plumbing the two two two-holer holer the privy the outhouse out I house the can I There are still a few scattered around but they're mighty rare and a ns ag rarities they even rate a newspaper picture now now and then Not too long ago there had to be one behind every home and I that's what brings up the sub sub- j I ct right now The kids today blow off oft Hallo Hallo 1 I steam stearn by getting a little too reckless and performing an on occasional occa occa- atonal expensive vandalism for just one reason they reason they dont don't have any outhouses to J push over I Iro There ro was was something Iy ly rele released tensions built bit up p f for a a. a year year r in the satisfying satis- satis fil tying crash r of ofa a Pry privy The bigg big big- g ger and prettier r It was th the themore e emore more satisfying was that crash crash o of f the the inevitable Inevitable ble fall fail the tel tearing fg g f dash iash a h in n all ah d directions r n the e cower OVer I tog ing nl 6 tO earth lt l as as s 's shotgun gun pellets ellets I pl blasted tel past t the e ng later ter t to brag raB about o t the 1 beauty of the the e sue suc- Pc 1 c F coup pup p. p I II I The o only lY on one I J remember r I II I which lasted the night each year yea r was that th t 0 of a I- sweet old la lady y whom hom m I everyone r respected sp and who spent each Halloween night all night I I seat seated d In her er outhouse read reading her Bible Dible by the light of I a lan Ian tern That one ono greeted each post post- Halloween dawn ser serenely nely up up- rl riehL ht 1 I Sudden Sudden thought Why not se set setup t up several cans behind several severa l I houses In your community nex next t year let it be known they ar are e I carefully guarded and issue ea a I grapevine challenge to every on one e und and under r 23 Plans for tor ensuing warf war war- fare arid and their their- exe execution might t f prevent the burning of bridges shoving machinery out Into au auto to traffic and dropping timbers from m the the overpass onto passing train tram I tops which serve Orve to rel release ase th the e boy boyhood A 1 L tensions of today J j I I I I J A 1 L At t least one new idea blossomed Jt out this year In our neighbor hood we learned by comparison next day a pretty girl who was a s stranger ranger called at every home and told the same story Im on a scavenger hunt and Im I'm supposed to bring in ONE EGO EGG EGO from your house She got an egg everywhere of course Now did she also risk sk here and there for four slices of bacon one slice pf pt ham three slices of bread from YOUR home hornet f And if so where was breakfasts breakfast N Next t Halloween co ro f help elp me I 1 Im I'm ng late s strange range territory and ask uk each ach home for tor only ONE r DOLLAR DOLIAR pILL BILL with your aJ signs a. a ture tufe In blue ink Bet I get BO some Especially ff If I were wre a pretty cIrl r- r Which y q qt course I aint aint Mac p. p 1 |