Show iV 3 t 1 1 Sometimes people ask me what I thInk about current things They dont don't really care what I think they Just want to be able ablo I 1 to say th that t it was me started tho the argument i I All AA right Since I am in an unusually v vile le and violent mood Ill I'll tell you what I think Go Co on Ask me I Weather What are aro you griping grip ing about Remember January and February and March and and April Not to remember May This is what you wanted Isn't lent It Traffic People who drive Inthe Inthe in inthe the left eft lane on double lanes J 1 should be forced to walk home through cactus Topless Not even If youre you're dainty 1 I For sake leave us a little guesswork Politics For the first time in my life I have two good friends running for a gubernatorial nom Cannon and They're both such splendid men I one could vote for tor either with equanimity I But four or eight years from fromI I now when might go for Senator Cannon will still be young enough to serve the State Slate of Utah well for years and years And In those ensuing years he I will become smarter and more moro capable than ever I Besides I still think Its It's time for somebody maybe especially I the leaders of tourism to face up I to the fact that the one thing withholding millions of doll dollars a I from the tho state Is the tho fact that tourists cannot buy a drink before before be be- fore foro dinner I Tourists their on way to I the tho California poll gold fields in 1849 could buy a drink In Utah What's so different Rampton appears to need no help on the Democratic side elde Education When I was 17 I watched a lovely school teacher kes her fiance good night That was the first time I realized i I educators were human Since then Ithen instructors have been among I your lour our very best beat friends They still are But like any anyone one else they can be mis-led mis by rabble rousers They will return to normal and this too shall shan pass away Beatles Folk music You like what you like and Ill I'll like what I 1 like and leta lets have no trouble see i Convention The Tho Goldwater I crowd rigged it They were In I suiting to Eisenhower and I Rockefeller and anti to the Intelligence Intelli gence Bence of thinking Americans I Maybe Ill I'll vote for l 11 Miller ler the vice presidential candidate 1 thinks moment At least ho he a before he makes a blurting I statement i i I Federal funds Sounds wonderful wonder wonder- ful somebody gets a grant of Federal funds Cant Can't you get It I through your head that federal funds are YOUR taxes Why do you think y youre you're ure getting some BOrne thing for noting nothing just because it comes from the Government YOU are the Government YOU provide federal funds Every day my waste basket bulges with brags from Ted Moss about Federal Federal Fed eral funds he is providing for Utah Is this the way to buy votes I I Lawns awns Plant em all to green cement Lawns are jU just juat t a status symbol Rather have alfalfa I I This because during the first heat wave we didn't have any water For four weeks our lawn singed while I tried everything I except a bucket brigade One day dayI I went into the basement and banged every pipe every valve I with a hammer Something broke loose and we had water But the lawn looks like a pale green and I brown pinto horse hon Finish I told you I was in a avile avile I vile vUe mood today You wanta wants start I trouble sue me mel me Mac |