Show r 0 F I NOW YOU KNOW While often otten you hear the complaint com eom plaint that Democrats and Republicans Henna are indistinguishable the following list of pointers which has haa been going the rounds lately in several sevE-ral versions may help I Democrats seldom make good polo players They would rather watch Ch Chester ter or Marshal Dillon The people J you OU see coming out of white wooden churches are Republicans Democrats buy most of the the books book that have been banned somewhere Republicans form censorship committees and read them In groups Republicans are likely to have fewer but larger debts that cause them no concern Democrats owe a lot of small bills They dont don't worry either Republicans consume three- three fourths of all aU the rutabaga produced produced produced pro pro- In this country The re- re mainer malner is thrown out Republicans usually wear hats and almost always clean their paintbrushes Democrats give their worn- worn out clothes to those less less' fortun fortun- ate Republicans wear theirs Republicans post all aU the signs saying No Trespassing and These Deer Are Private Property and so on Democrats Democrate bring picnic baskets baskets baskets bas bas- and start their bonfires with the signs Republicans employ tors Democrats step on the bugs I i Republicans have governesses for their children Democrats have grandmothers Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures politicians and entertain entertain- ers ers Republican children are nam named nam- nam led ed after their parents or grand grand' parents according to where most of ot the th the money is Is I Large cities such as New York are fI fined ed with Republicans up up until 5 pm p.m. At which point there a phenomenon much like an automatic washer starting the spin cycle People b begin gln pouring out of every exit exil of the city These are Republicans going I home I Democrats keep trYl trying to cut cutI I down on smoking but are not l I II successful Neither are I I cans I I Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn although there is I seldom any reason why they should Demo Democrats Democrats rats ought to but dont don't I I Republicans fish from the sterna stern of a chartered boat Democrats i isit sit sit on the dock and let the fish I come to them I I Republicans study the financial financial pages of ot the newspaper Democrate Democrats Demo Demo- I crate put then them 1 In the bottom of the bird cage Most of the stuff you see along side the road has been thrown out of car windows by I Democrats Democrats I j In Idaho Democrats pay I Imore more more per month on their light I bill I IOn IOn On Saturday Republicans head for the hunting lodge or yacht club Democrats wash the tho car carand carand carand I and get a hair cu cut Republicans raise dahlias dals dal dal- and eyebrows Democrats raise s kids and taxes Democrats eat the fish they catch Republicans hang them on the wall I Democrats watch TV crime j jand and Western shows that make t 1 them clench their fists and b bs- bs I come red in the face Republicans I cans get the same effect from the presidential press conferences confer confer- I Christmas cards that Democrats send are filled tilled with reindeer and I j I chimneys and long messages Republicans Re 1 I publicans select cards containing containing I a single candle Democrats are continually saying This Christ Christ- I mas 8 were we're going to be sensible I Republicans consider elder this highly l i unlikely l I I Republicans smoke cigars on 01 I weekdays j I I Republicans Republican have guest rooms I I Democrats have spare room rooms filled fill flit I 1 ed eel with old baby furniture Republican boys date Democratic Demo Demo- Demo 1 cratic girls They pl plan n to marry Republican girls but feel they Ire are I entitled to lo a n little fun first j I Democrats make up plans and then do something else Republicans Beans Ileana follow the plans plan I their grandfathers made Democrats purchase all the I tools tools the the power saws and mow mow- eM ers A Republican likely would not know how to use a driver t Democrats suffer from chapped hands and headaches Republicans cans have tennis elbow and the gout Republicans sleep In twin beds some even In separate rooms That Is why there are more Demo Demo- |