Show A l By Dy golly now weve we've seen ev eVe t I tWell Well Welt maybe mabe not exactly every thing Not for Instance someone some someone one ono pushing chickens Into the water WItter or spitting on a grave or stealing candy from babies But Dut weve we've seen worse Somebody In Morgan County Is Using an American flag to keep the grain from flying of off the truck as it is hauled This Is just about as out far as aa you can get seems to meThis me This truck driver Is la obviously saving the tarp the canvas the I worn out blanket for some Bome much more valuable use Meanwhile he just happens to have this crummy old flag see it might have come from most maybe of off the grave of a veteran see and it sure sure aint doin doln nobody no good justa just a a there So why not save three cents worth of grain by defiling the national emblem Did you ever stop to think that t from a purely esthetic point of view and completely obliterating any patriotic sense of values value the tho thoI combination of colors colom and arrangement ar arrangement ar- ar I of patterns in the American flag is the most beautiful beau on earth Stop and think of it ft from an artistic standpoint whether youre you're artistically In ins insi Inclined dined cUned or not I Then add to this artistic and I esthetic accomplishment nt Just what It stands for and andI I then use It to stuff a a rat hole or carry home a a. skunk from the trap line or strain the gasoline gaso gaso- I line or drape it over your truck to to hold In the grain This type would almost certainly certainly call you a sissy If it he knew there was a big lump in your throat as Old Glory mounts slow iy t to the top of a huge flagpole and 3 catches the first high breeze to float out In all Its splendor He lIe would remind you that you ou might catch cold there therein in your fool bare head And on the other hand ho he would ably stomp you down if It you hinted hint hint- ed that he has a n very strangely American un-American attitude Lets Let's hope that in this case case there is more thoughtlessness than Ignorance Shall we weVe s We Ve urge insist beg and implore im in all our news writers to get ill all the salient facts of a story into the first paragraph There are two very good tea sons for this First some some busy readers never read past the first paragraph and we like to keep allour all allour allour our readers even evel those busy ones well well Second the up make-up men may fl find d it necessary to use nse only tho the first paragraph The hole Into which the type must fit cannot stretch That's why hy so often we murmur Sorry no refresh refreshments mente menta were s served e r v e d. d The last paragraph of most mOlt social Items says that the tho hostess hos tess teas served refreshments and these last few lines JInes wont won't fit fitIn fitin In so they are thrown away I Youve You've no idea how many times we rewrite write and edit t to prevent stories like these items might be This Is Valentines Valentine's Day and I I want to send all aU my love especially especially ally to my beloved and charming I Benny Bircumshaw of Park City opening his car trunk for forthe forthe forthe the first time in weeks was flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flab flab- to find there ther n a huge timers Old agree that this win ter is the coldest since that year Rightfully proud proud of the fact he has never tasted a in his ll life Tom Lefler of Woodland last It was quite a shock shock but ut a big treat for Mrs F P. M. M Castle Monday Monday Mon Mon- day daf in grade d L show ow and tell when the small i daughter of ot d There may nay be bett better r stories going the tho rounds year but we sure like the the one one told by Bill Dill about the hosiery salesman caught In is a cou country try storm who ho went The Dearden family of Henefer thought their research had dugout dug dugout out all the cousins but tiny they t ey fi fi- finally nally Wally found fould one In Seattle who Enough of that nonsense Just goes to show you what MIGHT happen if f we always ran Pan out of space In fact fact take it from Mac |