Show i 1 I love Jove that girl I think she 1 Is wonderful and cute and rich anc and amatt smart smart-as as a whip Ann Landers I mean of course If It there IB Is s anything any thing you TOU need to know about aboul the facts of life just juat ask me be be- learned them from Ann Landers the Tribune columnist An And And- would you care to know how to t dron iron a crinoline skirt The quick and easy way to clean the bird cage coge Or the diapers How keep keel toe nails toenails toe from ripping bed sheets Just ask me me-I me I learn them from Heloise But nut Im I'm not just real right sure lure about Mary Feeley the Tribunes consultant on money meney matters mailers For instance Miss Feeley had hada a recent letter from a lady who was complaining that they were going broke on a year And lAnd the Scotch old tightwad Feeley Fee- Fee Icy ley explained in detail how they could live on a year Up here in the hills I dont don't think we could ever swing it Her suggested monthly budget Remember this is MONTHLY and do does s not include BIG DIG expenditures ex such euch as a car Housing Well well we'll just have to close off half the house house and nd ask ask the bank for a mora- mora tor toJ um m Food for a family of five This isn't eo so bad I suppose if It you youcan o can forego the caviar and Start using powdered milk here isa is isa isa a chance to reduce by going hun hun- gry Household operating costs 70 That means we cant can't buy a new sweeper sweeper every time the old one onen n needs eds emptying Clothing including upkeep Does Doel she mean I have to wear that suit again And l must fashion her own gunnysacks gunnysacks gunny gunny- sacks And I have to resume making her shoes out of old auto tires Nothing doing IU doing Ill I'll buy her a muumuu and then nobody will know what she's wearing which will be nothing Savings including c coli college o l l e g e plans 4 15 J. J This is fine Just juet fine But nut why bother to save nave if it weve we've 1250 a month to live on Who needs It Insurance Insurance- urance Ufa lUe and health 85 Pp a A mere iota Still we may bate O hive to drop that policy which f rovers rs be being being- hit by a falling a star tar while Im I'm standing on a dirt road la hi due southwest Entertainment 85 This la is terrible Does Docs she expect us UI to stop tipping with bills And we cant can't go night clubbing more than four Tour nights a week I Cant Can't we have any fun AT ALL Vacation 40 This means of ot course that tha next winter we cant can't rent a steam yacht for that trip I to HawaiI Well We'll just Juet have to fly I suppose Gifts Girts church etc 40 If It were we're darned careful and stint at Christ Christ- Christmas Christmas Christmas mas time we can manage Seri Serf Ser this is the only item which might apply to us mountaineers A lot of folks in Utah give more than 40 10 a month to the church church hurch Medical Including drugs 80 Slave Have to cut down on my heroin no doubt Still SUII If weve we've I got Insurance who needs money for medicine Books magazines educational material 25 Well We'll Just have to stop atop that subscription to DreamWorld Dream DreamWorld World True Confessions and Con Con- I Suddenly remembered Joke Young man do you have any pornographic m mat materi a t e r rial s al Gosh h no no mister I aint even got gota a phonograph Flexible expenditures Including ng I personal allowances for all hands Why this is stilly My Lady Fair wont won't leave the house without with with- without out at I least ast tucked in her grimy little paw Oar Gar 55 Most 1 of my friends buy a new car when the ash trays get full Dont Don't yours Well Veil you cant can't do that on 55 a month This surely must be up up- keep You can be glad every time Ume the engine misses Total 1 1250 a month If It youre you're careful on thi this figure according to to Mary Feeley you wont won't go broke But Dut personally I think she's ahe's a little conservative Mac conservative Mac |