Show d. d w r j v f r Week ago apo last Monday It H rain rail tit Nt on me twice In Summit CountY Coun ty I spend all day each Monday In Summit When I got home My Lady Fair Louise said raid Mac flat you ought to be j I ashamed of yourself You ou Y u look like something no self self respectIng respect respect- Ing cat would dare to drag rag In i I you any pride Cant Can't j I you realize youre you're supposed to tobe tobe tobe I Ia be a business man of at least a average uh what you call it j I INo No I dont don't mean Intelligence I Look at those They t look like you stuck your Lego leco In InI Inv Int I v t pair pall of brown stove An And Ana they're hanging on your hips just enough to make your tall tail look like the south end of or an elephant And that shirt I swear I t threw that away once That's last I months month's scrub Do Io 1 0 you realize what you doto do doto doto to me when you go around looking like Tike the helpers helper's helper help help- er In the slaughter house l People will say Im I'm not keeping up my end at the garbage can of Cafe They wUl will think you cant can't afford to buy me gunny sacks for my under wear They will say Its It's no wonder they shut off our phone and gas cas and electricity and water and stuff Now cut that outs If you haven't bavent anything better to wear just stay in bed until I get to Salt Lal Lake e City and Ill I'll steal you something Well I stayed In bed three days After all nil who am nm I to argue arguo with But Dut eho she never got to Salt Lake because she said she couldn't bear to have me ruining I the hou house e hatching batching while she was waft In jail reading comic books and playing poker with winos and flirting with the sergeant so Monday morning I got up Back In the corner I found a sport coat that was left over from a aa a. a rummage sale There was waD a pair of pa pants ts creased down the front Instead of the sides the sides the crease was sewn In which I think Is pretty sharp And I dug out a tie which my law left deft when t they ey took him away Thus adorned as ae the lilies in the field I set I out I Should have stood In bedWell bed Well Vell look at this What Is it is' it wedding or funeral Did Louise kiss you goodbye twice this morning Headed for Las Vegas Mac Or the White House How fow much you paying your chauffeur these days dayl Why are you driving the Ford when the Caddie just sets seta thereA there there- A very pretty outfit Too bad they didn't have your size elze Now let me see Is that the sport coat my wife gave to the I Salvation Army eight years yearn ago By the time I got to Kamas I things were very bad There I II Iwas Iwas was accused of everything in the I book Never so glad to get home homeI to In my life me I Good thing I never made it to Park City I might be there yet In the Jail house Just Jus cant can't decide what to wear I In II I n next Monday Am I a business businessman let man wan or a tramp Maybe Ill I'll My Lady Fair lay layout out my trousseau trous trous' trousseau seau BeaU early Monday morning Just Jutt before she seta seM out to check I the traps she sets l ts around all t the e mink sheds sheds Mac Mac I |