Show now How many of you heard beard that tearful fearful curse in the background oyer over on a football game several weeks ago Wasn't It curling blood-curling Not the stations station's fault of course They happened to leave the door of ot the broadcast broadcast broad broad- cast booth open at the moment a mouthed dirty mouthed spectator cut loose It was waa almost as Innocent as the historic remark made by Americas America's first and finest radio sports sports announcer Graham McNamee Mo- Mo Namee e many years yea ago He lie thought he pushed the button taking him oft off the air before ho he ordered a worker co-worker to take over for a certain classic but very human reason And speaking of sports we beard heard a couple of jokes in St. St Louis Jlouis from hard die-hard but good good- sport Southerners about desegregation desegregation gation gatlon In football I Mississippi is going to work for man 2 teams in football Because I I if Meredith playa plaN he will have to tobe I be accompanied by an FBI manAn man An An proving provine completely that N t It depends upon which foot I bears the shoe the yell from the grandstand Get that big dirty black SOB son off our sweet meet little lute le colored boy t I Well there are all kinds of bone- bone heads Conversation newspaper newspaper per headlines and ads radio and tee- tee yee vee all makes mistakes Most of them are funny For instance A young man was calling on our oar friends friend's year old daughter The young fellow was from Des DesMoines Moines Iowa The girls girl's father observed that he be and his wife had lived there i when they were first married 18 years ago He noticed a rather startled expression pass over his tola daughters daughter's face And that of her ler visitor Next morning his hla daughter disgustedly dis die told him oft off That certainly certainly certainly did ill it Id I'd told him I was 18 so then of course I 1 had to tell him I was waa Illegitimate I IAn An Eastern daily in its listing of TV programs said this At 10 10 the weatherman the complete dope on the weather Or an Illinois Ll weekly said in its social columns Mrs Pike Ross Rosa left Jett today for and the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago to visit relatives Down in Alabama folks haven't forgotten the blushing error of or the Orlando Star which repotted reported A precious little bungle of love arrived at the home of Mr and Mrs Mm Gordon Jones Wednesday evening a evening a nine pound bouncing boy And the Stamford Conn Advocate Advocate Ad- Ad stilt still hasn't quit being r reduced red red- d- d faced about the headline of a review review review re re- re- re view it once printed Audience Acclaims Dame May Whitty in Must Fall Which is not far ahead of or the staid New York Herald Tribune which once advertised Happy Acres Acre The Connecticut resort Honeymoon lIea Heaven ven Try A Week-End Week First Out In California n u dally daily endeared Itself to a rather pompous organization when it proclaimed In headlines Many Antiques Antique At DAR D. Meeting And another California paper once headed beaded a tory story Laying Egg Contest Won By Local Man A prize was the the air slip by an announcer named Fred Hooey who said Good after afternoon noon coon Fred Hooey this id is d lades ladies and nd gentlemen And a weatherman on TV mouthed his hla syllables around to tomo come mo out The Tho weather report tomorrow rowdy followed by byJ clam J Which Welch hardly ardly holda holds a candle to John Gambling w who o once report report- t cd d to his lila audience audience- J always delve into these thelia products product before itell I 1 Itell tell you about them T This Ia morning I Im I'm going to discuss bloom bloomers rs I j And that TV interviewer on a a. a farm program till talking king to a aVer I Vermont Vermont Ver Ver- mont dairy farmer kept the dialogue dialogue dialogue dia dia- logue moving and put his audiences audiences audi audi- in stitches when he observed observe led ed Statistics show the cow popi population pop pop- i elation nf of your state Is greater than the human population How flow do you account for tor that I II I I I To which the old Vermonter I laconically replied We Ve prefer em I II I I In closing how about the unforgotten unforgotten un un- forgotten episode on an an n Art Linkletter Linkletter Link Link- 1 letter show when he asked a little shaver Do you look like yo your r Mommy or your Daddy I And the youngster diligently answered I dont don't look like my I Mommy or my Daddy I look like the mailman I I I Well you cant can't win em all an We can just try try and and hope Mac hope Mac I I |