| Show I r. r I F Ants Ant's Eye ts View i it fly By Bj MAC MACd 1 t d' d j 1 YOU WOMEN I I j ild Added d. d weeks ot or helping a one one- t armed lady with the tho housework trend find i nd with tile the dally daily dressing has hasi i taught me oven even more about yo you omen n that Is if My afy Iy Lady Fair s. s la typical typical and and I suppose she Is is s For or instance What difference does It make which dish towel you use There I Is a pile of them In a drawer but butt No not that one Use that one Why does the kitchen table have hav to be practically scoured every day Wouldn't once a week suffice I IWho Who cares which direction the occasional chair Is pointing What are you saving the good sliver liver for Gonna take It with you Why do the shades all have to tobe tobe tolie be lie drawn to the same height eIght How Flow can you tell which is the right side ot of a luncheon cloth when ita ts t's Identical on both aides And who cares What's the matter with paper plates They're fine on a picnic Why should beds be made every every day unless youve you've got company coming And why should the company be snoopIng snoop snoop- Ing InO around In the bedroom Ive I've always said as long as there thero were covers on top I could burrow In I I Why do the knives and the I 1 Io I lorka and the spoons all have to togo go o lb tack back ck into Identical slots slots In Inthe inthe the drawer It be fun to 10 change them around once in awhile a awhile while Variety may be the spice I IIII ef III but life life but not in the kitchen apparently AnI And thiS thiS' dressing business lK w finicky can you get I How can a man stick his hand Into a filmy silk stocking without snagging It Whatever h happened to those long black cotton stockings I used to wear to school Why is it so Important to have havethe U the e garters straight up and down Jaw How do you tell at first glance whether hether a blouse buttons up the front ont or the back Which way a skirt goes goe unless Ite Ht rump rump- sprung sprung I Don Does any anyone one still wear those thole girdles you have to squirm Into Thank doesn't not doesn't-not not since she weighed pounds if It she sho did shed she'd Just have to bulge that's all alls s sister When youre you're zipping up slacks i I which do you catch a large hunk I of ot pants pants tall shirt tall or skin akin ISe Ivo I hit lilt all three at once I accuses me In strident tones to all nil who will listen of ot being the most awkward man manI I alive lie He can take the delicate machinery apiece In a second but do you think he can help me medus dress dus lt It Its It's like hes he's digging apost a post post holo My Dad never approached a aJ ajob J job Job Job-he he b-he he attacked It Everything he started had to be finished right now One day watch watched ed td him dig a post posthole post hole His face reddened sweat sprang out on his brow he clenched his teeth and grunted mightily he slugged slug slugged ged gad the ground viciously he literally tore tor Into the earth So anything I dont don't do dainty dainty- Im I'm digging a post-hole post see Well she gave up on her hair hall atter I 1 tried It once One Ono big trouble she's sho's had bad when she's alone alono i 18 getting the lids off jars the caps off all tubes She has discovered dis covered d she can hold the jar between be tween teen her knees She has further learned that she can handle a It lot of things I I with her teeth But nut she cant can't I herself with her teeth I II III It Is true true true-I I am trying to find finda a Mother Hubbard that she ahe can wear day and night It would sure iuro cover covel a multitude of Well It would sure aure save a lot of work Any other suggestions in case caseI I 1 cant can't find a MH MIf H will be ap ap- predated Please dont don't ask meto me meto meto to tie her to the kitchen stove I I tried it o once ce I Incidentally just to get off art th the subject ct I learned to my surprise I that the story Jack Tack Parr larr told t l res resulted In jn b his l walking off the show was the one we used here several months ago ago ago-abo about t the tIte lady who wrote t to be sure suri sure there was a wc wc we water closet in her new home home home- Mac ae |
