Show ViEW Some of the best written written written writ writ- ten are aro are by other people And some of the very boot best are just clIppIngs of other peoples people's comments and boneheads I think this Is one of t. t my very very very boat boot Its It's a combination com com- of other peoples people's Ideas and other peoples people's boneheads boneheads- all and copied Women are to blame for lor most of the lying men do They insist on asking questions Living on a budget la is Is' Is like Jiving living beyond your means except ex ex- except C pt you have a record of It Ita Ite a curious thing but It the harder you work the luckier you get r Ans An Internal Revenue man is le writing a book called How lie He Made Mad 18 OOOO Off the Fellow Who Wrote a Book About Making in the Stock Market The time time to get primed for forthe forthe the tho fut future r la is when youre you're tillin still till in In hoar your ur prime The of horror tales is la told by bathroom scales 1 HO Horse Horte e Sense ense is two thirds stable thinking In mone money matters but hut I never save your laughter I A taxpayer is a person who does not have a pass to civil service examination to work for tor forthe forthe the government I A c chaperon la Is someone who never made the team but Is still In there Intercepting passes I Getting old is merely a matter of feeling your corns more than your your oats I Cooperation is a wonderful thing even freckles would make a nice sun tan if they'd get together I Even if It you are on the right track track if you Just sit alt there you'll get run over i Summertime is the time wh when n nIts nIt's tit's I jit's Its It's too hot to do do the chores around the hOus house it was too cold coldI I tto to do last winter I BONEHEADS I The orchestra furnished music and alid Bob Blank was waSter Wasted of I Cere Ceremonies T Temple e m p l e Terrace race Fla News t I She was garbled In a dress for the fhe festivities Roch- Roch d lester jester ester NY Democrat an and Chronicle Chron Chron- icle I I Microphone tr l t Jayne ayne Mansfield J H-J i tf J t I anSfield but her 8 9 hest land I arid and skillfully designed ea bras bras' br s got gota j ja I 11 a lot of ot attention Los any Los way Los I Angeles Angelee geles Calif Mirror Current recipient of the University University Uni I I vera iy 0 of New l Mexico Faulty Women's Club scholarship will willbe be financed d by a a bridge party Albuquerque NM I. Tribune The vigil was an effort to catch in break-in suspects who had 1 left ft a large amount of loot beneath the Muscatine Muscatine Iowa Journal The bandits wrapped a rubber I kitchen horse borse around her neck Chicago's III American He lie bore down dawn hard on onman mandatory man man- I jail sentences sentence for drun drull- drunken drunken drun- drun ken driving Burlington Burlington Kas Kan Dally Daily Republican t lIe He was arrested by the FBI on charges of f aiding and aget aget- ting Tampa Tampa Fla Tribune Its It's pretty obvious that we haven't I listed hated any of ot our own boneheads boneheads yet yet Honestly weve we've had a couple too good to keep She Sho was one of Park City City's most mOlt highly respected matrons until she moved to Salt Lake City And Invited to attend ue are are aU cattlemen al and their wives both oth purebred and commercial Mac fac I |