Show Ordinarily It shakes shakea me up wary little when dogs refuse to speak to mo me I to all can linos regardless of size sex or breeding Hello Dog The fact that not a single I ankle pooch ha hat has ever so 10 much as nodded In my direction tion does not deter me I am I Just a confirmed speaker to to dog dogs But DuL this week Ill I'll admit Im I'm hurt hurL I W was S snubbed by three dogs in a row before I approached an anold anold anold old hen In Henefer Old hens bens are my friends as I inferred lest last Week meek and I hastened to seek sook the BOO soothing thing of comradeship from a n female chicken Good morning Old Hen I Not ot nothing Not even a cut cut- cut Let alone a docket ka Pure snub I 1 am here bere this morning Old Hen lieu to find out if It is Js true that your our eggs are strong it if you run loose Do you care to comment 1 No answer I 1 am from the local rag blatten Do you find that lack tack of restraining Influence tends to give th the yolk of your product product pro pro- duct a darker yellow tinge She cocked one eye eyo at me me Maybe Maybe May be that's that what's wrong with Old lions Hens They always look at you cockeyed cock Not hen ben Cock Cock- eyed But she did not comment If you had your druthers Old lien would you druther be stew ed ea e or bolted boiled 1 She flipped her tall at me as she departed This always gets me A f tall whether from froman froman an an Old Hen lIen or a Young Chick affects me deeply My brothers and sisters have that having watched use IDe grow crow up with egg on my chin they Ocy will have something to say about my latest stout and honest belief that Old Hens Hen's eggs are aregood aregood good to eat whether they run loose or squat In a cage There seems to be a wide family contention contention con con- t that the youngest has hasset set get no hay 1187 in tn n his mow This attitude Is confirmed further fur fur- Char Cher by toy My Lady Fair Louise who ho proved prove her point lie He pot got up at 7 1 am a.m. the middle of ot the night for him to tobe tobe tobe be In the Ogden doctors doctor's office office of of- fice Tice at 8 am a.m. for minor sur lur gery gery The local medic accompanied accompanied him It got to be 9 then 1 1030 30 and still no word from him t I was worried about him Frantic call caU to the son eon In Roy flay revealed no I word It n was 12 noon A call to the local Doc brought the information in in- I formation that Mac Mae had left the I I table at 9 46 feeling fine Another call at 2 Had he I fallen dead In th the parking lot IoU Was Waa he on a slab at the mortuary mortuary mortuary mor mor- unidentified Had he suffered suf feted nervous shock and headed for Las Lal Vegas At he he- sauntered into theoffice tho the office perfectly normal cool as asa asa I a cucumber carrying a large largo sack I flew at him with a big rock in each hand Where you been l' l lII II Been Ileen shopping he an In the sack he had two Mitch Miller l records three cans of extra hot chili chill and a mixed carton of I And you wonder who is a screwball Louise screwball screw t Louise Before Detore you go about asking to see my minor surgery scar I 1 should warn you there Is Js no scar ecar I m may y be a screwball screw and stupid but I ainE dumb Mac dumb Mac |