Show It has recently come to our out attention that scores score of people In Inthis Inthis inthis this area are having paper trouble Huge lingo stacks all aU over the place They Just cant can't bear ar to 10 throw throwaway throwaway away or burn The flee Dee and Rec flee o o-d. o d One Peoa coupe Is 3 facing faCinO the divorce court curt because of or this problem m. m There are copies cople of this newspaper piled plied all over I the house and the haymow mow Is la loaded brother They go clear back to the Civil War The other day he drove up to the garage and found the door locked Maw what in the cotton cotton- pea pea patch patch is us cook cookin In here now Maw he says flaa I 1 had to move the hometown town papers in there Paw she says So he asks how come and she says Gays with fire In her eye that her mother Is coming to stay for the rest of at her iier life and the guest room was so 80 full Cult of old copies caples of you you- what know-what that Mommy get in so all she could do was move the papers in the garage i Which she ehe did I lie He went that a been back hack She dont don't know w for sure I whether It Its It's because of the p papers pers or Mommy I Its It's even even worse in Park City Man up there got so mad stumbling stumbling ing over all the old Records that I shed she'd been boon saving since the death of ot Grant that he thre threw em down downan an old She made I J bg lope FOpe embeck em tam her fter er im a to bring Jute beck Up tip Then he ho went d downtown And forgot to e Come me back You YO cult can hear r her het t tr r m on IIII a II etil II cold night if Jt the wind la le right t tI i I Now all these things are fool fool- hardy and highly Unnecessary ry I I If We may say so as shouldn't There are a lot of things you youcan youcan youcan can do with your Weekly paper to put It to good use when you cant can't bear to burn bum It I One of ot the most moot thoughtful places to put it Is In the bottom of ot the bird cage I About six will last all day as a halt half If It you stay out of rocks and sit down some Bome I I Many fishing enthusiasts find it imparts a II certain Intangible something somo some thing to trout wrap each fish separately in a Bee Dee The Tho InkI ink I land and news print make the trout t out taste better and It If you OU use the same Game newspaper over several i times it will finally taste more I like like fish than the fish t and lit it bolls up beautifully as trout I soup Try it i Incidentally we we would appreciate appreciate elate suggestions as to best use of your old newspapers Its It's simply amazing were we're learned the Ingenuity displayed In getting get getting ting all you can out of pieces of paper paper l Mac I |