Show R. R There Thero are those among our so so- called friends who scoff scott at the idea Mea that we wo have a beaver damIn dam damin In our front yard Even those who havo seen It refuse to believe that such h a thing exists c They stand there with smirks upon their silly pusses and In In slats Isil 1st I cant can't see lee any bell beaver vel dam Show me again Where leIt Is le IsIt It In Those These are the tho ones on ones who hint that has haa blown his top has lias no hay In his his' mow reserves Ills his belfry beltry for tor bats They have My Lady Fair who has always been ready Toady to believe such a thing now in complete agreement Just the same I watched her the other night g move her to to- tomato math mat tans cans burled behind the house houle to higher ground That water It Is slowly tiling rising The These e lIo called so-called lIed friends ask bet hie be It If t I 1 would be interested in buying a small bundle of ot willow twitches switches These are to be used presumably to drive th the herd of ol pink elephants side of ot the lawn to the other Th They y accuse tIle tae of ot using a vacant vacant vacant va va- cant lot across the street as a landing strip for lor vessels from outer out er apace space They wonder when Ill I'll I Ibe be bo taking oft off with a batch of Little LittleGreen LittleGreen Green Men Now I haven't seen these then sapphire Creatures creature from Out There nut Hut MLP l declares deelaree she he hat has heard them Several times timet She says saya they throw old beer bottles Into the canal and then take off with a mighty roar What are we going to do old pals wonder audibly when the rising water r reaches the bottom of or our mattress Mac Mae and Louise are arc going to look pretty silly allIng sailing sailing sail all allI I ing down the irrigation ditch Of Ot course ILl l doesn't believe be lieve a single Ingle word of ot this nut Hut why then has she ahe taken to wearing a used life lite preserver purchased from an Army store to bed every night Now just In case caso you missed the II story tory its it's true Deavers Beavers have hav moved to within two blocks o of at M Morgans Morgan's Main Street and ar are I building a dam in the big cana canal Which runs past the lawn at th the McConaughy home Its It's Only 3 30 feet teet from a busy street When the dam gets ts big am amstrong and strong observers suggest we wo can put in an electric plant and pu put Utah Power Powe and Light out of at busness bus bus' ness We should put in also a II agrist grist mill and grind our own flour lour In the lake Inke behind the dam there should be boats for tor rent swImming swimming swim swIm- ming space apace to give Como a tough time Best nest of all alt perhaps Is II the fact that we wont won't find It necessary nee essary euary to water our lawn It will be flooded This Is II especially especially ally appealing to l who hat has sometimes resented the tho fa fact that I have her go out after midnight and steal water from the canal In a bucket It takes five nights at five hours hour per night to cover the lawn With Witha a bucket Well If tr you see My Lady Fair show up in the pool hall halt with a abrand abrand abrand brand new beaver stole you'll youl know where it came from She has lias given up on a mink stole Those dogs that guard the pens always get her just as she comes over the fence she wails walla So now a very Merry Christmas to every everyone one of at you from My Lady Fair Pair Louise and and Mac |