Show i f UE T 1 Ants Rye View fly Dy MAC MA Since the thiS colum has hat been en relating lame somo laughable child childish Uh antics antic a whole rash of or kid s h has S broken but ut 11 It If there s seethe seems to be a sacrilegious tone ton II please know that this Is la farthest from my intention One tine small email boy bOl In a local Bunday Bun day School Schoot was horrified at the Slot of the Crucifixion He lie held beld up his hand Kill Ill bet If Red fled Ryder Rydet had been there those thole guy guys wouldn't safe nae e got pot away with that I s Another Sul Sunday day School Schoot teacher Was das explaining how as ItS children Lt grew lW order older they ceased doing the naughty things which marked j their childhood Much of this change for tor the good was wad derived of ot course from regular attend attendance ance unee at nt Sunday School The scion Iclon of one of Morgans Morgan's le leading families raised his hi hand I know what you OU mean teacher leacher Since Im I'm older elder I quit w wettin the bed When I was 5 6 years years eats old I honestly thought that God Cod was buried burled in the basement of ot the chur church h. h My My Lady F Pair Fair lr ay says that when she he w was was five she h honestly honest ly Iy believed that real Angels Angele sat at on on her bedstead every night She ne never er was was was' able to Ita stay awake long enough to see lee one S And then there was the too too- busy first grade teacher who tug ged and pulled to get geta a pair of overshoes much too small on the feet of ot one of her pupils Finally she said My ry those were hard to get geton on on because the moppet replied they tl ey arent aren't mine The exasperated teacher yanked yank yank- ed ell the theo ers o overshoes oes offWell off of Well We I the they arent aren't mine mine said ld the youngster m my little lit tie tle brothers brother but I have to wear em i t There Ther Is Is' Isa a a tug Lug at the heart heart- stings In tt ry t told fc by Jack crack Paar Paar on on ona a recent recent midnight s The s service y yc c family coul couldn't n rind rinda find finda Ind Inda a place to to live and arid the soldier and his wife and nd three thre kiddies ett a stick snack with icon i if on one n On One of the Uie little boys bays acquaintances remarked Too bad you haven't got a ahome ahome home e for tor your your Christmas The youngsters youngster's reply makes makes- you stop and think Oh weve we've got a home We just haven't got a house houle to put It In In Mac Mac rac r a |