Show r. r Ef View V Eye Ants ew Hasan Dy by By MAC MAd Pray Iray allow atlow me mt at t this time to toX express X re 8 a most mod sincere and devout de de- Trout nut wish May the tho guy who stole two length of lawn hose bose out of our j garage r rage this winter grow bristly It Jr under bis he toe toe-nalls Hose HOle doesn't Just Juit fly flyaway sway away you you know It doesn't grow I refuse refute to accept a suggestion that snakes hatched Inside It and crawled It away believing It was part of their I skins akins The person penion who stole this hose was avns not any anyone one we know none know none of our friends and acquaintances are aro ro thieves Unless unless come como to think of it some of our brother publishers might have bare seen the tho garden hose banging tang hang Ing lug in the garage We W have haV entertained at a times during the past year pub pub- tr trout from various points in Ut True there I Is le no honor honori i among o g thieves thIeves Dut Out one ono would suppose that one might trust one wouldn't one f This I is the flat kind tiller tilled with tiny Uny holes hotes which under pressures pressures pres pres- expand and allow Aitch Too Oh to pass through in tiny jets exuding moisture upon the su surrounding aura sur rounding terrain in n a fine spray It tt is dandy stuff It Is s expensive Hanging upon the nail nan next to this fine set of hose was still is for that matter some beautiful plastic lIas tic hose which la M about as all w worthless as a second snout upon a boar This plastic material looks as CUI nice as M Brigitte used to and Is just tine line if you want which is b full of large holes which allow Aitch Too Ob Oh to gush out all aU in to one spot and flood a small area atea to death death- t f r This stuff tuff was WAI not taken it I. I still there ther It H is fa there still Even t 1 if we hung a sign on lt lit Free rree take It It Is la yours for the stealing nobody would tou touch 1 It With a a nine foot pole even Oh no But Bui they would take the good hose hOle right next to It At first unable to believe that thata a community like Morgan even eveD a state slate te like Utah Would harbor tolle VM we looked everywhere every where just julit in case we stored it somewhere for or eafe keeping Bale To Toto tio to avail We looked in the p pantry hut but it is still lUll as all bare as 8 Ma Hubbard Hub Hub- bard barde tI We dug around out In the back yard where My Lady Fair kee keeps 8 her money burled buried In tomato toma toma- to cans enDS Now keep out of there Your thoughts thought remind me of the farmer who put this sign on his chicken house Any Anyone one found j here at night will be found here the next morning I thought she might have I placed the missing lawn ware lawn ware In tier bet hope She says nays she has half I I Opt bad bod ad a new pew pair of hose hoes for so JO so long she might have bave got absentminded absent absent- minded I ded ed And put Ibis pair taiT Ir od hose away to keep soap I INow I Now Now if it this were January or I even March I would just eay esy to n hell with it and take it and I hope I it tt t creeps up on you ou and chokes you to 0 death But Tut this is the mid mid- I. I ll die of ot May Mal and nod I NEED that thaI hose bose I need Med Jl it l just terrible I 1 need it to water w my dandelions which have now taken over com completely I and it I 1 cant can't have a lawn awn I at least want well well- good yellow ellow I watered dandelions Somehow this Just sort tort of gets me Somewhere my hose hOle Is watering merrily away for some Bome one else It hurts You know It Ige gets 1 you doesn't It Right here I insisted that had been serving it to me all winter for forI breakfast sausage This she de do de I nice nies She admits that her food budget would lead to such measures meas ures urns however She says that once a year she carefully grinds up an old girdle into chili chill and I rave about that particular tl lV ing A year ago many homes in this region received a rare gift at night night u a dead rabbit cast upon the lawn Jawn Never Neer an any explanation Just one rabbit dead Ours Outs stew stew- t i d d u and thanks O 0 N M All that I J ask now is I. that f l re 19 I I eel ehe re before ii hell het at tat at least one but Tel fl el tat 7 bothof both tot of our stolen h hose l I No questions asked aked Dut But duck and get away last fast Mac 1 I mi |