Show THE THE- Eye Ants pt T ye View fly BI By MA MAC MACHere's C fens Here's the latest bulletin from tho the ifS thu Marine Corps Notice of Return Issued in solemn warning This da day of April 1960 to the friends neighbors relatives and acquaintances of WIll Arthur M M. M Durante US MC Park City CHY Very soon about 56 May Mar tho the under undersigned will again be In your midst dehydrated and demobilized Izod to take tAko his place lace once again as a human b being ing with freedom and justice J for all en en- j In life lire liberty and the somewhat belated pursuits of hap hap- I For making your joyous preparations preparations preparations' pre pre pre- to welcome me him b back ck Into Into society you must make allowances for tho the very crude environment which has hu been I his hie home for the past 15 16 months In a word he might be a little Asiatic suffering from and must be handled with wit extreme tare care are Show no alarm if he prefers to squat equal on his haunches Instead of ot sitting on a comfortable chair ithe if lf he insists on taking his shoes off oft b before foro entering the house or even It if h he has a tendency to bow low I when meeting someone Keep cool I if he shows a liking for tor rice during during dur dur- ing breakfast lunch 1 and dinner or 01 if he pours gla gravy vy on his his' dessert des des- sert or mixes peaches with Sea Sea- drama VO He e especially careful when arousing him from an Ori Orl Oriental Trance ranc a 1000 1090 yard stare tare ina in ina a 10 foot room room Be tolerant when he takes his hla mattress maitre mattress off the bed and nd pre prefer er to sleep seep on the thee floor pont Don't I. I let It sho shock 1 you I If w when whan n na a answering the phone he hI says U tH U HI instead Ins Instead ad of 01 hello a. a and d S YO R In Instead Instead In In- stead of 01 Goodbye Goo bye In let a re reo a short tI time f 11 he c can n be taught taught to speak English again Never ask ark i him m why the boys bora I down the street street treet made a a higher Is rank t than be he as aa this U s io I throw Taw tY 41 him him into into a violent 1 fit Always avoid mold I I'm m mentioning nUo th the re r re at in his presence Above Above all J never hover w shy 9 J gh ora JJ a son was i stationed three e full years in the Biar states a a as this 11 c can ant n I lead lead to O malty many da events event pt pt them mj involving l the neigh neighbors neighbor's gh bor's bors son eon I I If 7 yol are going oln o out out t for or th the evening and ana he be up up in a bath of bath r robe be called d' d da a Kimona Kimone Kim one ana ona dont don't 1 laugh ug l at t him biro as he hf heIs heis is und under t the Impe impression lon that that ar this s is 18 formal attire When you fOU are are at your favorite night club cl band and and aitu after a a few hours o ot of drinking g h he s suddenly sad sud i denly enl calla asks the a waitress waitress Nat Nai san 6 ean n and nl her to pour pour drinks or it 11 he continually asks the the manager for Hot Sake do doDot donot donot not Dot worry about his mental state be is still rational He e wilt will no doubt look for fog i Sho jo g ge or on the Juke box If he 10 does console him for tor he is 18 only reminiscing I I I For the first few months month that he ho Is II bome until he b becomes house broken house be b. especially careful when he ho Is I In the company company com com- pany of f. f women particularly pretty ono ones After Ane months month of f not seeing a pretty women WOman he ho heIs I. I apt apt- to act strangely witha with a wicked smile on his hi lace face But remember his hi Intentions Intention are serious and honorable I Keep In 10 mind that beneath his hla tanned and rugged exterior there beats beat a heart of go gold d. d the only thing of value he has haa s 1 Je lett t fl Treat him Alga with WI with l kindness and tolerance and aDd an ao oO occasional quart quert of ot of beer r t and you will b be A able J. J tp t to re re-habil- flats e e t w which h tw Li w a Jw bollow w shell aheU of 0 the e OR proud civilian you 10 know boW Arthur r Mi Durance Durante P. P fl S. S ft no more to care cue of ot FrO S San Ss J k Francisco r z tI ut Get G t thIS the Q women P off oX the tale u till th the with beer got get JUT clothe l oft elf my spy 7 t c I 09 1104 i 1 I |