Show I J So I went out In the shop and said cald t have you guys ever said t to o yourselves that you wished some day Mac would write a about that I Lynx said About what About anything What I need today la Is an Idea Lynx said Nope Bruce Druce Said which is fa quite a long speech for tor him and which means Im Tm sorry fOrry boss toss but I am completely devoid of ideas today and probably will still sUll be tomorrow but if it I think of anything I will be more than happy to pass PaM It along Jim TIm just lust shook his head So I went back In the office and said mId Have you ladles ladies ever said to your yourselves that you wished some dRY day Mac would write a col col- yum about that thaU My Lady Fair Pah- said You do your rout work and Ill I'll do mine Mrs Mecham from Milton MUton said Im I'm afraid not And Maurine Roberts Roberta said Yea Yc you bet bd I have I want you to write a piece about people who call you nicknames which are a little bit Insulting al although although al- al though maybe mayb they dont don't mean to be For Instance I hate to be called Skinny So I got some action after all Nicknames are ordinarily a designation des ignation of ot affection but not al al- al ways t some one who was Is is thin might prefer to be called In III In Gorgeously Slender instead d of ot or Slats A big feller might with to be addressed as Avoirdupois instead of or Fatso Falso A lady who has been on a long diet and wants you to notice the results would be tickled pink If It you called her Beanpole And athin a athin athin thin girl who was finally adding addinga a n little Ittle weight would blush happily hap hap- pUy If it you were to summon heras her heras as You Did Fat Slob I II I have been called almost everything Some of or the names name are more descriptive than others Folks Folk In banks banks- and voting places and other like FIke I spots pots are Invariably amazed to I learn that I have a name Mrs lillI Abbott and und Lydia Carpenter CarpenterI I find end 1 Mr Mrs always alway a little mu How trow p people Ople get their nicknames nickname I 1 is usually pretty prett farfetched far On One of the smartest t men I r knew was wa s I c called Sometimes p peo people waro ro eo pIe grow up with the way the they y t pronounced their own nam names In in babyhood Silliest nickname I t Ican can remember 1 is because e I that's that the way Orville pronoun pronounced I le C ie le at 2 years rears t To her brothers l U b known as BaIrd You see ee her name Louise I Is la shortened to toI toI by her Intimates In the I home town there was Wit a man named D. D Z became became be came Beezie and thus Baird I I I I I We called one of my childhood i friends Stinky for tor good reason reMon I I I hope he outgrew it Maybe he i j had to move away I j I I So now please dont don't be calling people Ople n names they might resent I i I Come to think of it Ive I've been calling Maurine Skinny myself I I I I wont won't do It again Mac I I 1 c Mr Mrs 1 b D. D L. L Johnson S Saturday Sunday Sundar dinner guests at the home of Mr A Mrs Mra A. A L. L Geary Coary were Dr Dt and Mr Mrs J J. J Helner Heiner and daughters daughter and Mrs bits not hot Ander Ander- non flon on of Salt Lake City Cit Mr bit A Mrs Mr Herald Bullock have hue returned from a very ery pleasant visit to Durango Colo While there they with and stayed Lloyd I I I I I I I i I I j I I j i I I Marilyn MarUn and ana children during me ties time that Lloyd Llod and Marilyn attended attended at at- tended the Cadillac convention at Portland Ore the Worlds World's Fair at at Seattle and Into Canada The They I alao also had the pleasure of ot celebrating celebrate celebratIng ing Lloyds Lloyd birthday before returning returning returning re re- turning home I Mr Mr Mrs H. H V V. Gunn and Mrs Blanche Young were dinner guests guesta Sunday of or Mr A Mrs Mra Chas Rey molds nolda of Tooele Mr Mr Mrs George Sargent of Ludin spent a n few days visiting with his hI mother Mrs Joseph SarI Sar Sar- gent Mr Mr Mrs Un Bill hur Warner were Las LM Vegas visitors a few days day T They ey took their children to stay with her parents Mr air II Mrs 1119 Jones at Dayton Idaho during their stay In Vegas Mr Mrs Mra II 11 E. E Calderwood Mr II Mrs W. W E. E Calderwood Miss Beth Deth a and n d Bonnie Donnie Calderwood vacationing the past several daya day a af at Vernal Flaming Gorge Lara Lam Zions and Brice Canyons I They report a wonderful time Mr II Mrs M. M A. A Mattey Matley of ot Coal ville and Miss Eleanor Matley Mattey of Spanish Fork spent a couple of days at the home of ot Mr ft II Mrs Mra Kent Wood of ot Logan Mr I Mrs Mra Stanley Otnes Olnes of ot Las I Vegas Nevada are Me spending a month with her parents Mr Mrs Wm Diston Yvonne Lamb accompanied b by Y her two gIrl friends Knight and Ann Harris of at Salt Lake City left Monday morning for Hawaii Yvonne plans to work there for the next year or more E. E J. J J Jones and daughter Mrs Mr Dan Davis of Brigham city were In Coalville on business Tuesday |