Show 4 5 II i A Mr Jack Sumner r ii a if Vice President Utah State t Press d- d Orem Oren Utah a Dear J Jack Ck I see by the Orem-Geneva Orem Times where Orem Is going to need a ft new city manager soon and since I am getting pretty tired of the newspaper business wonder if it you would ask aek the city fathers to consider me to for filling tilling the vacancy t j You know me well enough to vouch for the things I am about to aay y and If you yon oa will put In s a good word for me I promise to cut you ou In on the the first little deM I put over Orem Orera looks to me like a nice plate for tor a little fun spot You know a Do crap table a little 21 maybe n pretty gIrls girl probably a something to drink In th the b c room D es this sound Interesting We Weyo yo you you land vand and I that Is might need to buy a little real estate off Of tb that t I hillside of at yours We Wo might need 7 lour Tour r tipple apple orchard See See what I me mean n about a little chunk off the top I N NIt w it latrue that I have never I been bee a a. a city manager and I do not have y a college degree but It l j moms that I have other qualm I Ion on make me me ideal for forthe forthe the sl situation u I For Instance I J know nothing 1 t 0 of hou housing Ing development developments except that a housing houses housu the works work l and Mid developments a are ara thing that happen after somebody starts something nut Hut If I were to l let lei t my hair hall grow It would b be belong long And gray And wavey ave There are things I 1 would have to l learn am about taxation Dull But my heart beatt la t pure ure and I learn tact fut where mon money y Is Concerned And now you take curb and gutter An expanding city auch as al yours needs a man with color aman n a man who can provide conversa Like folks from 1 Lion pieces th the Ohio driving through who get home homo and tell teU their friends how they met the city manager of tho the thriving little city of Orem Utah lie He was waa on the tho curb with his feet teet In the tho gutter guller I Consider zoning line Has Orem been properly zoned If not I J know where wf we can hire a guy guyto guyto guyto to do the job And I J have great warmth and nobility of spirit remember member But Dut how about streets I am strongly in favor of at streets ts for forthe forthe the he people of Orem Cram must realize reaUze that streets are used to get you ou places different from where you youn n ire If It I r am hired as city Ity man manager ager ger I may do aw away y with ho homes ne neI n and d people and c concentrate on I streets streets streets everywhere every where I t Do you need an airport I am aman aman aman an airport authority Do you remember remember remember re re- re- re member how bow I hated bated to leave the airport In Honolulu San Francisco Francisco Francisco Fran Fran- cisco and and Oakland I had time to study their rudiments their methods me me- me hods the distance from the cafe and bar to the runway all aU these OI e Ual things Surely this makes make me an excellent applicant I Is II the Interstate going to bypass by by- pus pass Orem Will you ou die dle on the well known wn cotton cotton k vine 7 Just remind the the city council t that t at ai I BI am 32 32 ye years s old 6 t feet et two pounds dark sultry a arid and id virile Whether these facts i L I twill t i i a r t. t will wilt Interstate through Main Street remains remaIn to be e iee teen Been Iri Incidentally what is the salary Tell the people that 1 r have great charm and that my tny Inner warmth I lot of soul through my ray great golden blue eyes eye I I Is It the office space nice May 1 I bring my own secretary Would I you ou consider a 4 kick back on all legal publications Lions to an old Who soils sells the city Ha its cars cara and I trucks Insurance Do you fOU need needa a B new well or two Is the Ire tre chief in good health 1 You see I I have several b law In r rot o t h et law era whom Im I'm getting tired of sup aup- I porting Let mo me know all these things as soon as possible And remember my soul is pure and I am ten feet teet full tull Yours Yours Ma |