Show I 1 J JI I Last week I 1 promised you re- re to make your head curl But this w week ekI I cant can't think of too many things that My Lady Fair Louise and I have big fights lights about At home alone away alWay from 3 people eople who canther her us us s scream Apparently after couples have been married a long as we have and weather some rough storms without wrecking they wear off the Ih rough spots enough to ov overlook over overlook over over- r. r look most of them Still and yet Her carelessness with safety makes me Mme furious She will leave leavea leave a mop bucket at th the head of the I stairs Some time she will be earring something which prevents prey prey- her seeing the tripping obJect object ob- ob I 1 J t and end up at the bottom With her tail broken and I 1 will say I told you ao 80 so I I She climbs tile the ladder stool to wipe the ceiling and leans far tar out ut and some day she will fall faU off She already has had and she had a II Knife nife in her er rand and was lucky just broke firer ber wrist This made me very angry The time I 1 snap at her is when ll come something thing Important like vital news is on the idiot tube anc and sh she makes comments and when I snap fibs ehe says I would rather listen lis lis- I Iten ten to the than her and and i i iI I say aay I can listen Usten to her herall all aU day the only right this thIs thIs' min min- mini j i ute lite I She mumbles from two rooms away and this irritates me me When scream Are iAre you trying to ta talk k to tome me me she gets mad because Im I'm I not paying attention a hen its it's probably only something about abou t heres here's another runner in my stocking One of my faults and there are many Is that Im I'm too A date means just that and when she doesn't start to get ready until five minutes before leaving time I 1 sit in the car with the motor running for 15 minutes minutes min min- utes and then I really get sore nd ml she ge geM j mid mad right backI back I because she had to do everything at the last minute and I didn't i help like seeing if the fire tire is out and tho the back door Is le locked looked Ih I 1 h r hi were we're the first onee ones there and that makes her madder I I j She almost never nags so she I f hates me when I 1 accuse her of or I I nagging nagging She Isn't ex exactly miser miser- r y but I accuse use her of It when II r e e wont won't buy a hat I like because be be- cause cauro It U costs over and we weare weare are apt to end up In a speak no-speak- In Ing for hours sulk I J actually despises me when i t 1 Impatiently make a remark I I she considers belittling In the office And sometimes I do and andI I I I I I dont don't blame her My taste in literature is earthy which irritated j 1 I her no end end and sometimes w wo we end up in a spat because I in I turn accuse her of being esthetic and a prude I A A. big menu at a nice cafe can result in a brawl She just cant can't decide In a large group she always orders last and then thenis thenIs then thenIs I is apt to change chang titer lier mind I 1 iJ I pout which she abhors My Ineptitude at tat housework infuriates her When I 1 help help- her with a mattress I I 1 end up up flipping flip flipping flip flip- ping It when she Is trying to flop It When she gets geta Irritable i L nave my feelings hurt Whet When I put away the dishes Im I'm wiping wiping wip wip- ing In inthe the wrong place she he says shed she'd be better off oU to do it herself herself her her- self and there we go my my feel feel- j sings Ings are ae hurt again She says I have a chip on each shoulder and l watch for things to get hurt about because I 1 was the baby of six Irish kids I But hey you know how to toI I really ring up wp a blast at al our i house I 1 do I go out ont and slam slant the tho door Wow I I Its It's only only fair you ladies ladles will wUl agree to let have next weeks week weeks week's to put the Uie finger finger- on me meShe She can do it to too tab But meanwhile Is It possible v that I were we're not BO ao different at our house than you are at your you r house rouse Mac Mac I I I |