Show 1 t. t Qs Q- Q x I r d 1 Pj f 94 1 s Well Wen hes off again I This time timeto to Canada lIes He's been been- hosted been hosted by the Navy on on the tha Carrier Carrier- Midway 1 to the Hawaiian Islands Islands' He's Hes gone to toWa Wa Washington DC D.C. to have luncheon luncheon lunch lunch- eon with the the- President President He was entertained by Hill A n at a wonderful air power powe show at New Orleans Need i I go go on Now with 52 weekly pars pera-li pera Ut lr and 95 5 per cent cent of ol the publishers wives working side sideby sideby sideby by side ilde you think we Ve wives wives' would would get get- geta a n vacation too What have haye the male publishers got that that their associate wives ba haven't bant nt got got No snide answers pl please a e Ive I've- waved goodbye to him so som m many many times atthe airport with witha a grim fun that I am beginning to feel leel like mie the Negro Segregated b Oh well they say all things come to him who waits walts But how howlong howlong long do I have to walt wait But who am I to gripe I do get getto getto getto to go to Jays Jay's on press days dayi for fora a hamburger Me MeT Self pity You bet Im I'm wet V wit I t t h ti h self pity Wouldn't you beIll beIll beIll be- be Ill I'll publish papers the while hes he's gone Lana when t the papers alers are out dont don't c cell call l me me rIll call you Welt ell there I Is one U tion H ls Hev 15 v walking on on air He He No one can make moke j him mad He Her refuses refuses- to argue rant or or He rave He I is IB as mellow is as as Wisconsin cream cheese butter melts in his big Irish mouth He buys me apple me-apple- apple pie Plants plante my flowers takes out the garbage prunes mY rose bushes hushes wipes mopes the knives knives and and forks I I 1 bicker I nag pout cry ra fall down the floor floor head stamp my feet and he i says say with love and compassion compassion- Darling can canI I help Guess Ill I'll write to Ann Land era era Dear Ann Landers I love my my husband He is beyond repair but I love him He takes trips Strictly man I stay home I work Im I'm sick of home home Im I'm sick of work What What can can I do Oh well JOBe Josephine had Napoleon Napoleon Nap oleon Queen Elizabeth has Phillip Phillip Phil PhU lip Liz 1 has lias as Richard Burton and nd Louise has Mac And And- the trip costs him nothing nothing- the the red red carpet Is U awaiting his a arrival r r I val He wouldn't go until I insisted But come to think of or it it will willbe willbe be so peaceful and quiet around here when hes he's gone I wont won't have to sit through Combat and The Fugitive and nil I wont won't barite t pt Via potatoes and make grav I Iw I nt have to pick up up his hb bow and andt cu cuff ff links off the of top or of U the J fireplace fire fire- place mantle nor the coffee cup and teaspoon off oil the top of the Uie bookcase I X can e.- e. ert tuna flair salad lad f for fori i dinner pan cakes for lunch find his socks socks- or appeased appease him hims I days ess 1 p pi I II I wont won't have to take his his' tro cers off oft my my b best t. t chair or pick Pic pick j i jup up his and T on the coffee coffeo table Nor find h erable notes to to- toe be trans trans- as news news' ston es' es Inthe e pa paper oI d per he ori tars envelopes old tickets ba blink blank k bank ban checks I r wont won't wont have t look for fort forthe the sports sports section ot oft papers th the J d daily l t paper paper- or look look for shoes his his shoes Come to e. e to i think of it Ill I'll have a wonderful wonderful time Canada here he he- comes Take him HLF HLF Louise j I |