Show I SHE SHE- HE Eye Ants Ants Ant's Ey View V ew By Iy MAC MACnear Dear near Nephew Your Aunt Sarri whom I call Is 18 doing right well ell She he Is fat and sassy and arrogant and cocky Also Mao she he Ja 18 l somewhat frustrated Heres Here's what ha happen n ed ed Usually she wears tai tal tailored lored bored stuff staff when she up III which Is seldom But she has hns thU thin one frilly dress dreu bustles t 1 and bows box's rand and spangles and dangles an and r and and- luc ancl-luc lac lady and stuff like Ilke that When she wears this dress sh he says It makes her feel frivolous and kind of light and pay gay S She I likes like to swish In It If So last Sunday she decided to dress dreu up real good because she he waa was on the entertaining committee at this swanky tea see Why they call them teas teal I cant can't understand There Is I. no tea 5 While she was getting dressed I was watch watching ng football on television tele vision rind she abe came cathe in and said zip me up Which I did At least 1 I still 1 I did Hut But the ball was on the 10 yard 10 yard line at the thu i 1 time There was quite a a long zip from from the waistline up in tho the back to too be exact So she put on I her coat and went to to the tea I Now ow let her tell what happen happened e ed I I hung my coat In the hall hail and decided to make a grand entrance I Just exactly like Loretta Young through t tie the o doo a swirl anda and n a smiling gaily at every everyone 9 poe one i That the way I came In I even did a little spin so so 0 the skirt would would swing swing out Loretta never did It better And then one of the ladles ladies hurried over I Ind and nd said Louise Loulle good heavens heaven come with me She hurried me JIto Into a dark room full of brooms broom a J Jand and barrels barrel and had me tai tn around while he zipped ma tf tJ JP I could kill that Macin Mac in But Ut t that haf was only half o of the I I approached the tea table all smiling and beautiful dressed to the teeth teeth bracelets and and rings gl gleaMing n and glittering exuding I charm radiating good cheer fin In gera gers itching to to grasp grasp the hands of of guests In warm welcome And the head bead lady said Slip on an apron LOLli Youre You're to be In the kitchen to to- to- to day Later a guest from out of town gazed Into my beaming countenance searched deep Into my sparkling eyes pressed my warm hand affectionately and murmured You dont don't feel a BIT DIT well do do you dear Some Som morn mornings It would be better to just stay In bed See what I mean Nephew Shell She'll nev naves naves' f chan change e will ill she sheT And can you Imagine the mess Id I'd be In if I had bad a g wife wire who ho took herself seriously seriously Mac 1 Mac |