Show L i Stroller Notices 11 r That Wednesday last reminded us of the good old winter time rt W ft That a little snow or a little freeze would not have surprised us cx W M That the fishing season opened this morning M m That scores of our fishermen were up with the lark and casting their flies files long before breakfast x h fi That Dr Sheen lead the procession process with a vacuum cleaner in one hand and a fish basket in the other M hS W K ii That his lda plan is to walk on the water pushing the vacuum cleaner thus drawing up the fish to dump Into his basket f. f ft Ii a Ii That the scheme was waa revealed to him In a dream and the result is awaited with in intense ten so Interest W W That if our mountain streams were filled with suckers slickers instead of speckled trout big messes could be caught by using fake mining and oil stock as bait B W That some neighbors will take lake anythIng anything anything any any- thing except a hint K That the first Fourth of July feature fea- fea tuie tute to be publicly announced is a grand patriotic ball by the local Elks Eilts W Ii K fi R That it is all right to hit a fly when its down W Ii Hi Ii W Ii That swatters are already quite busy doing this very thing W ft That straw hats and ice cream pants are occa tonally seen on our thoroughfares these days Ii Ii W Ii That the longest day of the year is ia Just one week hence WWW Ii Ii Ii it nt It tt will also be the first day of summer WWW That spring was very brief but we are thankful for the small bit W That we are hoping that summer considerably into autumn to tomake make up for the spring deficiency WWW That The Records Record's flag floated away on the stiff breeze of Flag Day WWW That the cause thereof was a broken rope WWW Ii Ii Ii That Steeple Jack James of The Record cleverly climbed the flag pole polo and installed a new rope SI II Si Ii Ii That the Flag was recovered from froma a neighboring roof and again unfurl unfurl- ed WWW That while the Flag was down many were the Jacking up received ed by the office force for not observing observing ob ob- ob- ob serving Flag Day th WWW Yi That many flag poles on MaIn Mai street were unadorned all day iii WWW That even a little extra exertion is abhorred by Indifferent property owners WWW That the Jefferson school buildIng building was Hapless on Flag day WWW That the Elks was the only one o othe of the five lodge buildings in Park Cit City that displayed the Flag on Flag Da Day WWW That there is no good reason wh why evidences of Americanism should no nobe not be manifest by fraternal organizations organizations organizations other than the Elks WWW That lilac bushes are In abundant bloom In many of our local gardens Y WWW That some soma flower thieves rather rathe than ask and receive aplenty aplenty- deliberately deliberately deliberately de de- break off whole bran branches branche hes Just for pure cussedness WWW That a large dose of bird bird- shot Judiciously scattered carcasses would only serve serve them right WWW I That there are yet too many barking snapping dogs on our Main street notwithstanding the goo good work of Marshal Brown Drown WWW S That of course Dick Squires in somewhere In the east and having the time of his none of hi his friends have heard beard from him W That he be will tell all about It or It-or or nearly all when all when he gets home WWW That the Salvation Army entertained entertaIned enter enter- on Main street last Monday night WWW fi Yi That a sized good-sized crowd was apparently apparently apparently ap ap- much Interested- Interested until the tambourine was passed around |