Show N r 1 I That yesterday yesterday- was not all aU fools day clay as stat stated ilby iby Stroller S in his column last w week ek WWW That That this week we will call it an Individuals tool day and designate Stroller as the individual x WWW x That ho he is a month younger than ho thought he was when he wrote the Strollers of last week m w w That It proved something how- how eti cn c er cr W W That he knows knows knows' now his col column nn is read by every reader of The Record WWW fifi That at least eleven thousand elyen ele- ele yen veil hundred and eleven readers called his Attention to the blunder he had haa made WWW That this is positive proof that it pays to advertise in a live paper WWW That The Record is that kind of ot a aptt publication yi WWW YI That we can state without fear of I successful contradiction that yesterday yesterday yester yester- day was the tire first of March March's Marchand and if B That In exactly twenty-nine twenty days more IDore it will be the day alluded to last week week and and also Easter Sunday e WWW x fi A That there will be a a. partial eclipse o ot of the moon to night W M W That two weeks to-morrow to will wilt be beSt beSt St Patricks Patrick's day In the morning o WWW sF a That there was much muck good work done on bad pieces of ot sidewalks last lut Saturday N WWW Ii N Ii N III i That a little publicity now and then arouses to action Indifferent men U 1 t WWW iii e x fi 0 Ii That the next Ting ng politically for Park City will be a quiet race for Postmaster McLaughlins McLaughlin's Job W W Si That it Is a free for for any home qualified ed Republican WWW That Mr McLaughlins McLaughlin's term torm will expire next August y fi That if the successful Republican proves as efficient as Democratic F. F j there J.-there there will be no complaint Ni N That chat the told the truth In the following pome porno regarding regarding re re- garding Mary WWW When Mary on the street In one of those short dresses Its It's clear her little lambs lamba not all The live stock she pots possesses W Ii W K That the tho following does not apply to Park City though City though it might fit at some of ot its Inhabitants WWW Have you heard of the town of ot Yawn On the banks of ot the tho River Slow Where blooms the tho Wait Wait-a Walt a While flower fair fairAnd fairAnd And the soft sott Go Go growt grow It Jt lies in the valley of the What's Use In the province of Slide Letter Its It's the home of ot the listless I Dont Don't Care Where the put put Offs Otis It-Otis abide able WWW That the patriotic people might know Stroller wishes to Inform them that the Miners Miner's Hospital unfurled the Stars and Stripes both on Lincola's Lincoln's Lincoln's Lin Lin- coln's colas and Wa Washington's birthdays W W M That he strolled not Iha that far tar down and rt therefore tatted to 10 notice Wailes K That Manager Margaret Clark ot of o otho the tho Institution can always be depended depended de- de Fended upon to do the right thing a athe at atthe the right time VI WWW IA II R That That adver advertising is just Ing and Ing and tho bu business ln ss man that ad ad- is Just a live business man aft after r business That advertising advertising n la the tho team that tha that pulls pulls' the tho business wagon up the nil hill of success ss WWW Nil fi R That It came camo In Ilk lIk a 11 lamb WWW st That It tt was waR accompanied by a whole flock t of t robins WWW II That the latter Utter were chirping t and cavorting around Peaceful Valley and were too numerous for Jinks Sinks Nelson to count IIII WWW ei 1 That spring Is IR surely surety coming erR WWW That we have a dandy start on the third month of the new year K W W R That groups of boys playing marles mar- mar marbles bles blea les on our broad Main 1 street walks b a a rather cheering sight x WWW Yi x Y That the medicated Lizzie LIZzle is again on the job with Dr Snow at atthe atthe atthe the wheel wheal WWW That it and the auto fire lire truck are the he only two autos that have so BO far tackled our icy grades WWW That they both get there the theone ont one eliminating suffering and the theother theother theother other preventing destruction III W That there are several worn- worn out smoke emoke stacks stack and damaged chimneys chimneys chimneys chim chim- needing the attention ot of the fire tire chief 11 That a stitch in time saves none WWW Ni gl That four tour deaths and tour four marriages marriages marri marri- ages agell was Park City's record this week I 1 A M A That sadness and gladness going gladness going and coming coming Is is the unfailing routine of at this old world of ours oure fi Ni tori That Stroller is II Informed negotiations ions tione are pending for the purchase by y local parties of Ot the unsightly atre site t K That it would b be quite a boon booD to o our oar city to ha have e this eye eyesore sore lore improved im- im proved roved proved t 1111 M W H That the representatives of the time old who own it It should I Ibe be e ashamed of the disgrace it ft now is J. isi t. t to i our Main street i 91 II Nih II ft That the lower house bouse of the State legislature did one good act this week Ii e WWW That it applied the gag to wind wine of ot that body S Ti Ii W W a R i That the time draws drawl near when all the wise 7 1 or otherwise law lawmakers makers will their home and sink Ink into quiet insignificance WWW fi Ii t That it will be a relief to us all WWW fifi That before adjournment howVer however howver how- how ver ever the all aU wise wise who who follow die die- dictation atlon tation in preference to common should sense ense should endeavor to pass a t law aw preventing the press of the country from burlesquing the bur league Isque laws taws of Utah W That it is advertising that must convince them of It their smallness as aswell aswell aswell well as hurtful to state 91 W II II That there is nothing we can do apparently to offset it but grin and nd and bear it WWW That of course we could move to America as suggested by some WWW NiNa Ii Y That Kamas has organized a real five ye boosters club W e iE M ie That the lamas Kamas correspondent tells ells all about it in this issue WWW RI That the lamb Iamb of yesterday was devoured ev cured by the lion to-day to in the shape hape of a nice snow OW storm |