Show Y ylI I That we were seven days off last week when counting up for lor Christmas SJ x That the mistake attracted attention attention atten atten- tion and considerable reference to the calendar Hi Si That it is now only twenty four days to Christmas and Christmas and that's no joke W W S That we fully agree e with the fellow fel low who said W Tell me not In mournful numbers numbers num num- numbers bers advertising is a a. dream forthe for forthe forthe the business man who slumbers has no chance to Skim kim the cream W Si K i That life me is real life lite Is earnest competitions com com- competitions petitions something fierce for lor if fr for dividends thou yearn est learn to parry f That in the business field of battle battle battle bat bat- tle mollycoddles have no place be benot benot benot not like dumb driven cattle be alive a alive alive live one in the race W M Hi That lives of great men remind us we can bring the bacon home and departing leave behind us footprints footprints foot foot- prints on another's dome W Let us then be up and doing otherwise otherwise other other- wise we may be done still sUII achieving ing still stilt pursuing advertise and get the mon I ItI tI W Ii Y w That to advertise In a weekly paper I spreads the news newl throughout the nation kUIs the propaganda capers pers with Inflated circulation W W W That you can Improve the appear appear- appearance anco ance of Main street by sweeping the cement In front of or your places of buln business s si That some of the fronts are surely badly bl In Jn need ol or a broom i iW I W Hi That The Record office has haa a large and varied assortment of Christmas Christmas' I 1 cards caras w a M That Thai for a little extra you can have your name neatly printed thereon K W That it then makes a a. splendid and appropriate personal remembrance S S That Andy Peterson was dressed up lip and intoxicated the first of the week and his hi'S little spree cost him 2500 w a That in order to set all aU surmises and fears fean at rest Stroller positively asserts it was not Councilman Andy Peterson that was celebrating payday pay pay- iday day T 5 31 71 31 71 That W. W II King won out by according to the official count W W That the big event of Christmastime Christmas Christmastime Christmastime time will be the grand ball in IJ the Elks new dance hall WWW Is after aCtEr the Deputy Sheriffs Sheriff's Job for tor forIs foris torIs Is after aCter the Deput Sheriffs Sheriff's Job for this city Si W That hat from present indications Sheriff Joe Clark will retain his bill present present pre pre- sent deputy W. deputy W. W R. R Jefford K Y I That notwithstanding adverse comments comments com ments all admit that Jeff Jelf la Is always on the Job I W That turkeys were only anI 45 cents per pound and millions of 01 pounds more or less were devoured In this section of hidden treasurers Hi Si W That a prominent young man tuna of pleasing personality of this city this ll this week received a a bill for tor r for ladles ladlee silk stockings and a a. for tor hair nets V Hi That he be disputes the account ever K W if That he only remembers of or mak ing presents of ten pairs vain in October W That he is checking up however and may recall a few more young oun lady friends whose limbs are encased in silk at his expense M W That we are now revelling In the good old winter time |