Show r i Those Enemy Aliens y M. H WHAT TO DO with those several thousand kal In this country is worth thinking about says H. H H H. H Windson in Popular Mechanics Mag Mag- azine With German deleted from the public schools and the near prospect of no beer life lite here bere will lose all charm for tor them And probably probably ably they never wanted to come any any- way Seems as though they must have been shanghaied or chloroformed chloroformed chloroformed chloro chloro- formed or mesmerized In order to leave all the advantages of the fatherland lath fath erland and the kaiser for tor the disadvantages disadvantages dis dis- advantages of the U U. U S. S A A. A and President dent Wilson It It Is true most of th them m have prospered far beyond any possibility pos of oC what they could have done In Germany Out hut what of a mere detail like that It Is also true that since they have been obliged to live the he exclusive life lire set for Cor In Internee In- In tomes ternes they are more of a o liability than han an asset to us us really a liability net net with no chance chanc for realizing any any- thing on them in t the tie e end And they are so homesick for tor the fatherland yes In spite of good lood meals and warm shelter and comfortable com corn beds with nothing to do dobat bat rest and enjoy life yet do du they long for home It does seem a bit to force our unwilling guest to remain In ones one's h house use when that guest Is pining to be on his way So tar far the terr ferry which leh crosses the pond has been busy owing to a ludden sudden Iud lud- den expansion In the tourist business Americans Americana many of them young men who never before had thought much I I about a Eu European trip h have ve crossed ros ed I the ocean in numbers breaking all I former records And the desire to togo togo togo go has reached all parts of the country country country coun coun- try ev even n to the most remote places Naturally we must provide for our own people first and so the internee have had no opportunity to sail However there seems just now to toI tobe tobe I I I be a sort of revival in the shipbuilding ing business and In In the very near near future there will be plenty of ships for everybody Wouldn't It be splendid splendid did to celebrate the event with a grand out coming-out party for those now Interned at Ft et al Even Cven so fine a state as Kansas might easily become tiresome under I 1 such circumstances and a change will surely benefit all concerned concerned- I the leavers and the left It U might be necessary to hold enough of the passengers' passengers property in this country to indemnify the possible to the ship but surely between the kaiser and Gott and his sea lea lord some symbol might be provided which would pass the vessel into a German German German Ger Ger- man port and out again so she can hurry back and fetch another load Naturally most of the men folks folk would want to get Into the German army right away but doubtless even that could be arranged for as there surly must be bt noun vacancies by this time lime and the women could help helpIn helpin In hi the Cabbage Aid Society and such And besides It U would be nice nicefor nicefor nicefor for them to be In Berlin In time to witness the grand parade of the and their allies which Is sure to occur even though the date is not yet determined If I were a congressmen it t would be hard to conceive a greater satis- satis than to inh oJ a bill would provide this pleasant excursion excursion ion on the water for these poor shut shut- ins Moreover they are entitled to pass out through Castle Garden where mot moot of them entered but to avoid unnecessary offense ottense the ship might have to sail after dark and even then the blaze from the Statue of Liberty to Is extremely trying for certain tarn tain kinds of eyes passed pass ed out of the Land of Liberty and nd Opportunity which such as I they can never appreciate nor understand let the door swing shut never again to open for one of them |