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I The Stroller Notices 1 I That the squash has been libel libeled Some people have dubbed dubbed the slacker slack slacker slack slack- k er a squash pie because he is I yellow all through and has n not ot enough cru crust cruet t to go go over the top That it seems at times we ca canot can cannot cannot n not not think of anything extremely y foolish or bordering on the funny tunny y side of at life for tor this column but but eye weve got to crowd our think tank tank an and produce a few tew notes for tor those of 0 r our our ur readers who read Strollers first We have one man to write e editorials editorials ed ed- I- I and one to write so for tor n 1 few moments Str Stroller ller wb ho composes the latter will let high higher er thoughts go strolling and unload a little chaff That when life seems almost almo t em empty emp ty we want to gO go out and get a al almost almost al- al most full That rh gt t while out strolling theres there's s lots of things to too print about and Io lots lotsof to 3 of ot things to say but when we t tto try ae to write em up the damn thin things 9 fly flyaway away That a Chicago paper tells of a snake In the Lincoln Park Zoo consuming consuming con cox suming 42 pounds of ot beef daily dally It If we hear of any more such snakes e s we shall shalli direct the matter to tl the e 9 attention of Food Administrator or Hoover and have him proclaim a 11 day That procrastination is the on only ly nation we need to fear at the pr present present pre pre- e sent time That In Park City markets you can get anything you want ant We dro dropped dropped drop drop- p ped In one place yesterday as and d bought some sour sweet potatoes potatoe e While waiting for them we asks asked asked d Hows the war today That the the- the clerk clerk was busy but a beet butted In and said Fret Pretty ty bloody On which side asked ye Stroller All sides and through t the e middle said the beets beet Whereupon 4 an au onion shed abed a tear a cabbage aho shook Ok its head bead a potato winked Its eye an and andas Okd nd d as we were leaning over over on something nB thinking of or the terrors of or war we had it pictured out Heard the ca canons canon's cannons cannons cannon's can n saw road bursting shells l non's road saw bursting s thousands strewn upon ulon the the the- i battle battlefields t e e- e fields thousands dying with disease se We pinched thought we were dead or dying too but n nwe no o we vie were only dazed from em smell emell oil shock not shell sho shock k had bad be been e n leaning up next next to some lome Ilmberger cheese That a Park City girl told a fellow tel fel low the other evening that It If he must moat continue to hang on the front gatepost gate gatepost gatepost post at her be he must carry much more perfection in his manners affection In his hi heart and confections in his hll pockets pockett That some teller tailors came tame In from Lehl Lehi Just to play playa a friendly game am II Of or baseball U with our And say nay Wells it was A 1 shame The way you slaughtered them And nd hung them up to dr dry While the band played Kill the Kaiser And Old Glory waved waed on high That excitement on Lehl lohl side aide was not Intense One by one the tile Red lied Cross Croll team went to Sat bat batAnd And nd kept pounding the pill 1111 far tar over oer the fence tence Will Williams ams Ryan nyan and other Red fled rose sane sane-ot guns gun guns 1 Though score ore was LI 0 90 kept on knockIng knockIng knock knockIng Ing home runs run Till lUI the final Inning g was complete complete com com- e And Park pity City City bleachers yelled go home homo and change your socks lOcks Lent Lehi Dont Don't you sm smell ll de feat featT That all our boys need Is I. a littie little lit Itt tie tle more patronage from our towns towns- men They have made a good start I this season and need a little more backing i That That a customer dropped drooped into on one of our g grocery y stores t lt a ato y to get a half dozen dozen good eggs eggs but u o only l took o k home m a a third o of po p a dozen dozen q t This to Is a a true story but we we hate t to pullet Youve Youre likely heard heard th the e story No Ye Well I it Its It's two bad That the K Kaiser tse-i tse has haa b been en receiving ing much attention In la numerous numerous numerous' way ways way d and we we thought of or him r rest eat ai this week without mention but wel we WI l have ave been observing the purposes purpose tl for which persons persons persons' and I things were e Intended and are prompted it to pr prof proffer r f fer fee a brief ode and nd conclude with In Interrogation In t n meaning meaning no offense t td a anyone anyone but Bill BUI That some some people were made to be e soldiers But Buthe he he Irish made to be were cops cop copa Sauerkraut was wa s made for tor the Germans Germans Ger Ger- mans mane And was made for the Fish were made to drink water And bums bum were made to drink booze ooze Banks were made to keep money And money was made for th the Jews Everything was m made de' de for something Most everything but a miser God bod m made de Wilson for President But Dut who In hell hen made the Kaiser That one of our band boys was looking for far a phy physician l lan the other day dar He He Ho fell tell down and broke his trombone That there were lots of people atthe at atthe atthe the resort Sund Sunday y That Thai a Park City man In renting bathing suits for himself and wife asked Mine Mice Host S ler Have yo you anything stunning looking in ladles ladles' lade lad les' les bathing suits lake Jake Jake rep replied There arey kicking are kicking around out there therein In the the pool use your own owe judgment judgment judgment judg judg- ment That the Park Park City City- man didn't mean san It that wa way at t all and slid at once dived red Into the ic Ice barrel to tei cool his blushing cheeks cheek That a wonderful bird is le the Pelican Pelican Pelican-fe His beak holds more food tood th than n his bis belly can canIn canIn In his great beak bask he can store food for a week But Dut I dont don't see the how he can That the success of some Park City gardeners is going to depend upon upon upon up up- on the number of and the appetites of his neighbors neighbor's rs r's chickens and pet pot rabbits this summer That baseball is la as aa old as the world as Is le proven by the first prat line ilea lineIn linein in Gene Genesis ls In the big inning etc That the last teat halt half of or the last Sunday was the local clubs club's big In la Inning Inning In- In ning when they circled the tho diamond tour four times That the installment agent from Salt Lake City narrowly averted being be be- being ing carved into taro shoestrings Tuesday needs y I morning by a Park City housewife That the knife balls looked ugly and that the agent Is la contemplating tak taking ing lag out additional Insurance if It b he e continues to do business In la some sPark Park City households household That when a vexed wife asks aska her bar husband why he be ever married her It Is fe almost pathetic to see eon the look of ot bewilderment that comes Into his bis eyes eye |