Show I Gotham Gotha Cabbie a Cheers Cheer Up Fares J I With Neat et Puns Pans NEW For 29 years now Abe Abc Heller HeBer New York cab driver has been spouting puns for his pas pas- passengers every time tUne the meter mete clicks I In fact his puns have nave become a part of his life lite and of the lives of ot his passengers too He even car- car carries carries ries his Puns into his home on W W. street where he lives surround- surround surroundS S gd by four radios radio o a television t te gett ets and Sam am Katz Sam Katz is his cat catI I 1 have heard it stated that the pun is the lowest form of humor Heller said with great dignity But dont don't you believe it The party who said that was just jealous Say heres here's a new one he cracked what chemical do you get from the telephone company The answer is nitrates Get the idea I originate jokes to amuse my fares Most of them love it I very seldom get et paid off without a tip Always Thinking built and with the gleam gleam- gleaming ing eye of a punster perpetually thinking up his next horror Heller HeUer announced ton a standing offer for Mil Mil- Milton Berle and anybody else who wh o fancies himself a fast man with a gag I will wager 1000 nobody can ca n me Heller challenged Berle says theres there's jokes nothing new in i n Maybe not in his But get t this A dame got fresh with her husband Lissen he dont says say 3 t give me none of your lip That's new that's fresh stuff all Il my own Heller HeUer who hacks n fits h said li 1 Y his own ca cab b 1 can drive a a. a t I passenger from South Ferry to Yon lon YonI on- on kers and make a pun practically I every time the dinger meter clicks without repeating I I uI give it to them in continuity he declared Like this What has Irene Dunne lately She went to Veronica Lake to be near Dinah Shore where Larry Parks his car and she wouldn't have gone only I Preston Foster She's a nice girl who considers Robert Young but Victor lows Mature She dont don't like fel fel- fellows fellows with beards and says Monte Woolley Comics Puzzle Him who Sam Katz poked his paw at Heller HeUer i I I sparred neatly and went on can tell pretty fast whether fare a I is susceptible to jokes times its it's Some- Some Sometimes Sometimes like batting your head I up against a stone wall so I clam right I Passengers entering Hellers Heller's I lot have been charlot char- char charlot charI I startled to hear him ask Why is the SS floor of a restaurant a cab like I I Before I they can recover Heller HeUer yak I yaks Cant auto mat mat you see U its it's S an anI I 1 I I Professional nal comedians saId Heller I when puzzle S they e get me t They look look so sad sa 3 I i Into my cab and d I f when hen I r give them a good one they I look sadder sadde I Heller said his ambition is t tI to toI I write gags gags and and get paid for them there themI I Another fellow and me n he said had a chance to get on tele tele- television television I vision but we got gat sinus trouble I Nobody would sign us |