Show H 1 oH The Boys 1 Column 1 I I d' d I I dd l 4 i I 4 1 oI d I I 1 p I 3 lo THINGS TImms WORK OUT Because It rains when we wish It wouldn't often Because men do what they shouldn't wrong wrong- Because crops fall fail and plans go Some of us grumble the whole day long But somehow in spite of the thO care and doubt It seems at last that thing work out Because we lose where we hoped to gain Because we suffer a little pain I Because we wo must work when wed we'd like to play piny I ISome Some of at us whimper along Ufe's lifes life s way But night somehow as day well follow the I I Most of our troubles work out all right Because we cannot forever smile I Because we must trudge In the dust awhile I the Is longSome long long- longSome Because we think that way i Some complain that lifes life's all wrong I f But somehow we wo live Uve and our sky grows i bright I Everything seems to work out all right So bend to your trouble and meet your I Icare care For the tie clouds must break and the sky j grow fair I t Let the rain come down as It must and andt andI t I will But keep on working and hoping still stin For kor in spite of the grumblers who stand standi i about I i Somehow it seems all things work I out I I Author Unknown o 00 o o oI I I SIMPLE SI ARITHMETIC lETIC ALMOST FIVE years after war our budgets should be worked on a scale of ot a peacetime economy This should I inot L not be so hard for the most prosperous i nation in the world It sounds simple to a householder who knows how to I balance living expenses with his salary With Increases here he reduces there I He Be manages to live within his Income by estimating how much he has to spend I without going into debt and striking a balance Jalance with his pay envelope Strange I that the government cans can's use some of s the sound economic tactics of at the gov- gov The In his budget message I Ito to Congress seems to figure we cant can't es- es escape escape escape I cape going Into the red that we cant can't live within our federal Income cant can't J reduce our national debt There Is I strong hint of moderate Increased general taxes to meet an increased bud- bud budget budget I get The individual Income taxpayer I already bears the heaviest burden and It appears from this recent message that nobody Is going to ease his Had What i about some drastic economies In feder feder- federal al I 1 spending pending the kind of ot practical re retrenchment re- re that we practice In I feder-I Park City homes and businesses when facing a deficit Economy and federal spend- spend spending spendIn I I ing- ing In fr Just cant can't seem to ge together but I oppose each other as enemies In opposing ing ng camps Alas the poor taxpayer I o o o oWE I WE SHOULD LIVE I ISO SO LONG LANG HERE TODAY and gone tomorrow I Ifor for lor a weekend on another planet Park I your bag and take an rock- rock rocket et ret trip to Mars Hold your hat the escape es escape escape cape speed to release you from earths earth's I I gravity will be per mlles The quick passage outmodes the automobile auto auto- automobile auto I mobile passengers passenger's comment this Is a pretty town wasn't it Travelling at atthe atthe the rate of the speed of sound you I probably see a town Perhaps all of this sounds Imaginary improbable fantastic but the subject of interplant rocket travel is from ex experts ex- ex experts experts I in U. 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S S who have gone into intensive research and feel feel that within another fifty years com com- commercial commercial commercial II mercial airplanes will travel at the speed of ot sound that rockets using a- a atomic atomic tomic fuel will carry you to Mars and back Should we try to live so long wonders the Park City fellow who likes his fireside putters in his garden walks his dig visits in the back yard with his neighbors We have enough to worry about with conditions on this planet without adding another planet to our I list Martians will probably wish we I had stayed home You will probably find someone already wondering if 1 a I filling station or restaurant wouldn't I make money on Mars and what are their I housing conditions Another thing it I would be another place where Uncle Sam could pour money for recovery I and perhaps have to fight Communism with legal tender 1 I No Its It's not for us staid old souls who cant can't take 90 miles I an hour In an automobile without hold hold- holding holdIng holding ing our breath O O v I THEY'RE STILL AT IT I ITIlE THE TIlE 64 question Is a year old de- de debate debate I bate and no contestant has won a pre pre- prefabricated prefab prefab fabricated fab house television set set mink coat coat diamond bracelet and a trip to Bimini Will yellow ellow margarine lose its pound cents tax Perhaps you are tired of ot hearing of the battle of butter versus oleo Maybe Mabe Ma be you ou thought it de de- de Congress Is again churning the subject and you are getting rancid re results re- re One senator objects to the deception de deception de- de deception practiced by wives upon bus hus bands They let the poor fellow think Its It's it butter So why not color it laven laven- lavender lavender lavender der or brown or orange to distinguish it from butter I Wars have come and gone but Congress digs up the oleo bono bone of contention gnaws on it then buries It again They always alwa s want a |