Show i lie e Time Would Tell Neighbor A remarkable old man your granduncle When he died led he had every tooth in his head lead his eyesight was very good and nd his hearing was excellent To Toie the ie best of my knowledge he re reo retained full possession of his faculties ties IBS until the very end Grandnephew Well well we'll be beable beable beable able to make sure of that when his will is read tomorrow Helpful Mrs Peck Peck Help Im I'm chok ing lag Mr Peck Peck Sh Sh h the neigh neighbors bors will think Im I'm doing it Mrs Peck Peck I I dont don't care Get me something quick Mr Peck What Peck What did you swallow low ow Mrs Peck Peck A A sponge Mr Pock Okay Peck Okay Ill I'll go and get jet some water ater Prevaricator Joe and Jim crawled into their the l bright red hunting suits cradled theIr heir guns in their arms and made for or the woods They Th y had pene pene- rated Crated the preserves for only a short distance when Joe sighted si a leer He raised his gun and fired e defective shell caused the barrel to o explode He put his hand to hi his face ace and then looked at it It was wa covered with blood Im dead he ie screeched hysterically and a n d keeled over in a dead faint Jim looked at his stricken com com- companion companion panion picked him up and carried him lim all the way to the morgue mor ue The doctor looked at the bleeding man examined him then turned to Jim Why have you brought this man here he asked He isn't dead Jim seemed startled Are you sure ure doctor he demanded Of Ot 01 course I am sure replied the he doctor Ill never believe another word that hat guy tells me me Jim said in dis die gust He uHe told me he was w s dead Open and Shut Case There probably are millions of cases of unreturned umbrellas but Pat was unfortunate enough to be sued for failing to return one he had borrowed Just before the trial opened Pat managed to get the umbrella back into nto the original owners owner's custody but the latter went ahead with the th suit contending that the article was damaged beyond repair When it came time for Pat to speak his piece he stood up before the court and with his feelings irreparably injured sid said Yer Honor in the first place 35 OJ niver never the danged thing in the second place it just way I got It and in the third place I returned it in perfect shape Oi did |