Show I I Picked i ked Gateman Knows All Tricks Used by Crashers DENVER COLO C. C C. C V V. Ragan a gateman for the Pinkerton detec detec- detective detective detective tive agency finds that whether at atthe atthe atthe the opera or at a rodeo held in a dusty corral gate crashers try the same tricks over and over Ragan feels that in six years of taking tickets he has spotted all the dodges and has them neatly classified Theres There's the youngster who says his mother is inside that he went to a rest room and got lost and needs to get in to find her Theres There's the bold fellow with the dime store deputy's badge or the phoney press credentials Someone always races up to the gate breathlessly and demands en en- entrance entrance entrance trance with the explanation Im Imon on on in the next act and Im I'm late Ragan said The oldest aIdes dodge he said is the theman theman theman man with the small black case who claims hes he's a doctor on an emer emer- emergency emergency emergency gency call Least effective Ragan said is the too young girl with too much lip Up- lipstick lipstick stick who wheedles How about letting me in Ill I'll Ill see you after the show f They dont don't get in and they dont don't se see me after the show Ragan said |