Show K k H. H I. I PHILLIPS i Solving the Football Riddle RiddIe The college football season is on I its last legs if not finished said Elmer Twitchell and I never saw one fade out with fewer regrets The old game has been so riddled with changes that the average spec spec- spectator spectator spectator got hopelessly behind years ago And this season trying to keep track of all the changes made in any anyone one team in one period left him limp and befuddled I fI remember when you could go to a college football game I and watch a contest mainly de de- dependent dependent dependent pendent on one team for each side Today they use a dozen teams a period They throw in inso inso inso so many replacements that a screwball football game has become be be- become become come just a clambake on a re- re revolving re re- revolving revolving floor Elmer was pretty disgusted I Iam 1 am not asking too much he con con- conc c It would just be nice if a cash customer knew once in a while Vho Who was playing and could care much CAN YOU REMEMBER REMEMBER- Away back when the analysts analyst's tali lotion lalon on of a presidential speech was WilS no harder to 10 understand than the speech Back when you could give away a gold piece e for Christmas I And way back when all you bad hll to 10 do after a winning a war was to 10 get gel yourself back on your feet feel A Texas penitentiary held a ro ro- rodeo rodeo rodeo deo for inmates and a man serving 99 years gave a wild horse a tough fight What could he lose I |