Show BARBS BAR B S by Baukhage I It It t is s said mid 30 per cent of the peo peo- people people people have had mumps without knowing What a shame that their best friends didn't tell them I A prize heifer being auctioned off in the ballroom of the Congress hotel in Chicago for 1300 fell down and had to be slid back to her pen Many a lady might have fallen for that The nation spent over a half hall bil bil- billion bil- bil billion lion dollars on candy during the first 10 months of this year Now the reducing will begin again How are arc our children going to get the laugh from our modern bathing girls that we do from the gay nine nine- ninety ninety ty bathers Lets Let's hope we leave more to their sense of humor than we have to their imagination |