Show rn Lt t t t I I Dads Dad's N iI i Column t He WASTED WANTED I WANTED WANTED WANTED-A A bargain with you 0 O Time I All Al all 1 I have hav a chanCe chan e to climb up tho the winding roads to the sun- sun I hills hUls Through rough gh the ferny brake to the sing- sing singing singIng singIng I ing rills Ah Mi woe to one I can cnn otter offer naught naught- I Not riot all or ot the thc honors my toll has has has' bought i iAre IAre Are worth wortha a day or of the time old-time Joy That I used to have as a barefoot k boy I. I M. M L. L O O O I A RELIGION which can change hu hu- human hu- hu human man nature does not need to appeal to the state for tor aid to reform the world O 0 O O j ALL IN IS I A DAYS DAY'S D. YS Y'S WALK WALKIN IN THESE days das when nearly everybody rides autos subways trains or planes its it's lt s natural for tor many folks to to suspect Talking Is becoming a lost art I I But it Modern man for tor all his comforts can still cover a a. lot of ground ground II If be he has good legs and sound wind p. p J. J Reading an Englishman proved it recently in London by walking miles and yards in 24 hours i It was a bit short or of the thc worlds world's 24 I bour hour record or ot miles and yards set et on the thc same track in 1908 by T. T E. E I Hammond But Hammond left the track several times for tor a spot of ot tea and when refreshed resumed his grind Reading was on the track 24 hours without V a break He along easily I i even eren when his trainer ran out with I refreshments Reading swallowed glucose case cose and barley pudding or sipped soda water eater and glucose and kept his dogs moving until the final bell Ex Exchange ange I I 44 A MAN was Jammed against the gates of the subway lift and so nearly suffocated suffocated by the pressure of ot the crowd that tha t he be bad to be taken home by ambulance I The policeman who accompanied him knocked repeatedly on the door of ot his I house souse and at last a voice called out i from Inside Who Is it Your Tour husband answered the police police- I nan man Hes been crushed flat as a. a apan- apan pan pancake cake ate in the subway and nd Ive I've brought him home I I Well SWell slide him under the door I Ivas vas Tas the reply Im In my ray bath O 0 O O TRULY ONE thing is jg sweet I Of things beneath the sun This that a a. man should earn bread and eat I v Rejoicing in his work which he hath done i. i Josephine Preston Peabody I r O O 00 O 1 BUCKETS OF MONEY I I THERE THEBE WAS once a time before the th banks were quite so respected when the stocking was the most popular re receptacle re- re receptacle for savings with as a good the old china teapot on the mantelpiece But the British farmer The ho according to a press report re recently re- re recently recently arrived at a post po t office with a bucket of 1900 has struck what seems a quite original line Une In j i iI I The bucket has its merits It does I not wear out like the stocking It sym sym- symbolizes symbolizes bellies an ambition soaring far above even mn the size quart-size teapot and there Is a tine line trustful air even perhaps acne me praiseworthy contempt of ot Its con con- contents contents tents about its open and lidless appear- appear lace nce But despite the advantages ad of or orthe the Idea it comes too late to reform a a. committed to the banks and bring it within the pall pall- Exchange O O O SON SON- DAD what Is experience e Father Father- Generally speaking my boy is what you have left after youve you've lost everything else I O O v vIRUE r IRUE UrE ABUNDANCE I I i VACHEL LINDSAY the poet relates that one night tired and hungry he lie topped at a a. prosperous-looking prosperous farm farm- farmhouse I house and sought shelter for tor the night He Re was without funds but offered to tot t pay 17 y for lodgings by reciting some of ot othis bl his poems But the housewife caring I i not act ot for poetry replied Im sorry but butIC i IC e cannot keep you You might try that i i SnaIl aall house out yonder across the field I I You the man manto mani I Ir are welcome sir said r to In i tho the little house if l you are willing villing willingto to Put ut up with what we have ha I IThe I The furniture was scanty and worn I the toe furnishings threadbare and the food tood Plain though well-cooked well and tastefully r ed Ved But the warmth and kindliness or o the mans man's welcome richly for the meagerness of or his 1115 material r sources I I That man Lindsay later remarked to a friend had nothing and gave me m bait balt of it and we both had abundance O O O Un E liE OUGHT TO BE PROUD I WE 1 OUGHT to be proud of the capi- capi I system Competitive capitalism has J Just won the greatest war In all story tory Lets Let's not be modest modes about it either Britain nor Russia could have without the endless How flow or ot S from this capitalistic country eric E c A. A Johnston YOUNG YO UNG WOMEN who marry men of oft t r Irish b birth or descent are the most likely to become beme twins That's J the mothers of ot t b areat bat at at students of or the subject claim They I He are re Probably right Anyway Mrs Ellen Elleni la i ghan 42 years old or of runty Co nty became Mayo Ireland recently t k the mother or ot twins for tor the second time ta 1 S a year car This Is the third set of ot twins lr n- n to Maughan has given birth f 0 0 linn G TI JOHN L. L l FoUY WILY UY NOT draft John L. L Lewis to face I Fo Minister Molotov at the thc United t liat lons ns Conference here J. J C. C Harsch's s r article on The Why of or Mr r lt Z 8 s New Strike reveals Mr r. i-r. Lewis as asa e a hand at strategy s Perhaps hed he'd beda hedI Ila a foreign minister In iny I tb bar bar- I y and age of or international victor ng DePauw I I tic l g O O O 7 t TO 0 REMEMBER I ER u tt tau LADY were we're told or ot sat next to a n at t It obliging Englishman at a dinner the other evening and In the theof COur of conversation convers it turned st t that t to help at he v vas as In a a. position k Continued on Page Four Dads Dad's Column Continued from Page One other she had hadIn hadin her with some project or I In mind The result was an exchange of I telephone numbers numbers' The wrote her number down In a little notebook and then wrote his number on n page that he tore out and gave to her If I you ou lose It he said no matter Its It's a a. avery avery very easy number to remember The ex exchange ex- ex exchange exchange change Is the same as yours and the tho I number Is 7 3 the date of Queen I Victorias Victoria's ascension to the throne I The New Yorker o o o NEW EW FRONTIERS FRO IN IX WEST HISTORY REPEATS Itself says Gov John C. C Vivian of Colorado New fron fron- frontiers fronI frontiers frontiers I tiers have again been opened In the West Nest The frontiers of which I t speak are Concerned with oil which In the tho machine age following victory will play an increasingly Important part In the life Ufe of every human being and In the economy of or every nation |