Show f Dads Dad's I BUILD ME IE A hOME lIo hOMEI I VENT WENT to an architect one day da And said to hun him Build me a n home I 1 cannot build you a a. home said he hC I I 1 can draw dW nw the plans for your house I oh yes yes yes- I With a here and a a. closet there there there- But a homo home Is made of or happiness I 1 II II I cannot build you a a. homel home I 1 II I took his plans to the builder next And said to him Build me a a. home I can follow the blueprints faithfully I can build tho foundations firm and true r I can fashion the house of or your dreams said he o But moro more I cannot do I I cannot build you a n homel home borne I l t Irene Irene U. U Hartwell O O v vIT vIT t IT IS revealed that tons of or sliver silver went Into the making of or the atom bomb charge weighing a couple ot or pounds There are slot machines like that that HartfOrd Hartford Courant I f s SPECULATIVE Tl FUNDS NEEDED UV llY METAL MINING WE vh OF OP the west who want new metal mines developed eloped cannot understand the failure of or Congress to rewrite the federal fed ral securities law so that honest mining companies will be encouraged to finance and develop elop western w tern prospects says the Denver Mining Record Powerful eastern Interests seem determined that all speculative money of the nation shall go Into rackets that give large cuts to state and federal treasuries We Ve yie have no I objection to a man placing a bet on a a. horse race Just so that the same man If I 1 he lie wishes can an also place a a. speculative I bet on a new venture In mining or on the drilling of or a wildcat oil well There should be a federal grand Jury Investigation to get at the truth or of the j conspiracy to prevent the financing of or I slew new mining development The federal securities law was passed to stop the tho I Wall Street manipulation on racket and I I also to stop the sale of or next to worthless j I I t bonds But eastern smoothies with their j jwell t I well oiled propaganda writers have taken I Ithe the onus off of the New York stock firms I and the bond houses and continue their i 1 mud m d slinging f against financiers of or metal mining We must have a a. alack i 1 lack of or brains in Washington to allow the great metal mining Industry of ot the nation to stagnate through failure to allow financing of or new mine develop develop- ment meat How quickly the present head of or orthe the Treasury Department allowed a re return re- re return return turn of ot hors bo loF But the Treasury j I gets Lets hundreds of millions of dollars In taxes from front the sucker money that Is 18 wagered and lost on the race track Money spent in development of metal mines is being used In the right direction direction direction tion to decrease de rease the inflationary trends The law of or supply and demand will ultimately regulate r soaring prices but with possible new sources of ot metals cut oft through federal and state law the legislators themselves knowingly or un un- unknowingly un- un unknowingly knowingly are putting fuel under the inflationary trend As fine a lot of brigands as ever took a 0 gullible dough- dough heavy public to the cleaners Is working as a partner of ot state governments and the federal government to fleece gambl gambl- gamblers ers era In thing sure-thing rackets to lose hun hun- hundreds hundreds hundreds of or millions of or dollars annually o o o E REDEEMED REDEE IN 2 MONTHS Or Ol 1916 IN EXCESS 01 OP SALES THE FOLLOWING VING is a Washington L dispatch of or recent date Ins Cash of or series E Government bonds bond have forged ahead of or new sales despite I a strong demand for government saving savings h securities In in- general and a a. considerable favorable balance on the whole The Tho E Issue is 1 the one that started out as the tho Defense Savings Bond for small I Individual investor In 1941 became the th I IWar War Savings Bond the following year and now Is simply the tho U. U S. S Savings I Bond series E. E Turn-Ins Turn of or E bonds exceeded new ne v purchases by f a Comparatively y narrow edge during the tho first two months month of ot the year It was learned from Irons the tb Treasury and and Federal Reserve Board On the other hard buying of all a LI Government savings bonds exceeded re redemptions re- re redemptions by more than 14 times that the ret t amount Whatever the causes caused now new sales of or bonds brought brough the Treasury I a a volume officials called highly pleasing during during January and February I while payoffs paroUs on redemptions required I The 00 net reduction in Gov Gov- Government cash on E bonds transactions was offset many times however by a 0 anet anet net gain of or on sales of or the theother other two types of or savings bonds booth series P and G. G o o o ENGLISH ORIENTAL STYLE AN OCCASIONAL Chinese takes his his' Instruction in English too literally Thank you sir or madam as the tho case may be said a Chinese student at the tho University of or Michigan when handed a 0 acup acup cup of or tea during a campus reception Some Souse of or the Chinese signs shop-signs In English are funnier runnier Intentionally or not than those noted by Hearn and later observers In Nippon While a Jap Jap- Japanese Japanese anese barber advertises Head Cutter a barber proclaims Done While You Wait In a Japanese port a a. sign Informs Tailor Native Country Draper Milliner and Ladies Ladles but in Shanghai a dress dress- dressmaker dressmaker maker goes one better Come in and Have a Albert Parry In The F American Amerl au Mercury IT 1 A NOT Or TO UK Iii CAUGHT THE YOUNG politician stood flushed Hushed with ith pride and happiness as his hi friends gathered about him to congratulate him upon his nomination to the state legis legis- lature Were you surprised when they nom- nom nomIna taSted Ina d you a friend frt nd inquired Was I exclaimed the so not-so-dumb otc voto I was so BO surprised that my acceptance speech nearly fell out of or my hand Wall hand Wall Street Journal O O O A YOUNG Englishman visiting George Washington's beautiful home Mt Vcr Vcr- Continued on Page pago Four Dads Dad's Column Continued from f- f rm Page rage One one with his com com- annoyed every non put In n his place when ments But nut he was boxwood hedge and ex ex- exclaimed ex- ex exclaimed exclaimed I ho ha noticed a claimed Aha my myman man a boxwood i I this Washington got hedge George hedge of course from dear old Eng Eng- Eng I land Inn d. d I guess he did replied his guide He got the tho whole blooming country from England o o o oA A YEAR TWENTY SEARCH SEARCHA A RAILROAD man and his gold watch were ero reunited today today after after a n. twenty- twenty year search conducted by the Pullman Company I In August of ot 1926 1920 B. B A. A Stanley of Aniston Ala reported the loss of ot his II watch wa riding on a sleeping car between Birmingham and Cincinnati The Tho company's lost-and-found lost depart depart- department department ment wept went w t into action working with police all over the country No trace 0 OT 01 tho ho watch was found despite the intensive j I I elvo sive search j Tho The company's tracers of ot lost articles never gave up the search A few days ago Nashville Tenn police authorities authorities' reported they had h d found the lost long-lost I timepiece In a pawn shop shop Its Its case al altered al- al altered alered ered but still running perfectly Then came clUDe the Job of ot tracking down Mr sir Stanley over a year twenty-year-old trail rail He ne was located l ted In Louisville where ho io Is now general foreign freight agent for tor the L. L d N. N Railroad Now everybody's happy Exchange O oo O O LEST WE NE FORGET ARE YOU forgetting so soon Sure youre you're suffering from sion lon strikes world uncertainty and these problems are paramount In their effects on n your Incomes your futures But But But- what about his future the boy who gave his arm at St. St Lo the boy wile who lost n a leg at Tarawa and the tho one who lost an an eye eyo at Salerno Those Those chaps havo worries too You can help those who need help and those still stUl In uniform All that Is asked Is a 1 contribution now to permit others to carry on this noblest of ot all allwork work work the the big job of making as easy tta as I possible the days of ot those who wh were heroes yesterday ch yesterday Chatham tham NJ Cour- Cour ur- ur fa rJ 1 ler ier I I OO ODO WAITER MAY I help you with wl the soup sir Diner What do you mean help me I I dont don't need any help f Walter Waiter Sorry sir From the th sound I thought you might wish to be bo dragged ashore I I |