Show a u sa r OUR OWN DOMESTIC RELATIONS ARBITRATION BOARD Are you Case I A.-I am Why the one half I A.-I have a feeling Im I'm not aU all there Go on and tell your story Well A.-Well about 40 years ago m 1 met meta a young man and we started keeping company We loved each other on sight When was that About A.-About 1903 Go on I In A.-In 1939 I suddenly began to think things over and it occurred I to me that he had never proposed He professed to love you and yet never talked of marriage Is that right He A.-He says that's right but I 1 think its it's all wrong What do you want to know I A.-I want to know if I should keep up this flirtation I 1 think if he doesn't want to marry me after 43 years he may never want to Lets Let's hear from the man You have heard this ladys lady's story sir what do you think of it It A.-It must be good It was ac- ac accepted accepted for this radio program I Is it true you have been going with her since 1903 That's A.-That's an exaggeration I would never think of going with a girl since 1903 1903 and never proposing to her Well how long have you been going with her A. A Since firmly 1904 Dont Don't Q Dont Don't you should con con- consider consider sider asking her to become your w wife e I A.-I am willing to Could you put that in writing writ writ- writing ing I A.-I could Why haven't you doneso done so I A.-I understood no scripts were allowed on this program The three judges make conflicting deci deci- decisions in the case TIc The interrogator tosses a coin and that unless the man gets serious in the next ten years the lady should consider that he is trifling with her affections S e e Now Case What is your problem lady Im I'm having trouble with my mother and sister A few years ago I married a man who ran a livery stable There was no money in it So we both went over to my mother and sisters sister's flat to live until the auto became obsolete Your mother and sister ob- ob objected objected Why They A.-They only had three rooms Mother is 80 and sister works in ina a a boiler f foundry to pay expenses They both said we couldn't live there for nothing That seems reasonable Yes A.-Yes but my husband offered to give them all his horses and bug bug- buggies buggies gies and four sets of harness What did they say to that Mother A.-Mother didn't care for horses My sister tried on two sets of har- har harness harness ness but they didn't become her Let me ask the mother a ques- ques tion Madam couldn't you accept these horses for the time being My A.-My daughter has to pay all the bills and she only gets 11 a day THAT AINT HAY Q Judge Judge-Is the sister here Mother No she was trying out a horse and buggy last night and it ran away with her What Interrogator do the judges think of this matter First Judge Judge-I think the child should go to some good college Second Judge Judge-I agree unless it itcan itcan can be shown that the money has been refunded Third Where Judge am I Interrogator No pointed ques- ques questions questions please r I S e e President Tackles Need of New We Ve thought he was playing at quarterback not tackle says sas the of- of office office fice football man S e e Sixty Six Per Cent of Fathers I Cant Can't Pass Draft says Headline At first that seems like a low punch but on second thought all allwill allwill will understand what he means Most of them have bad legs and flat feet from walking the floors They are also in poor shape from lack of sleep And after a few years of married life a man loses the old combative spirit S e e eIn In 1939 Germany German had to face the declaration of war of our enemies alone and In isolation Der Fuehrer In opening his recent speech You remember of course how England France Belgium Poland holland Dolland and all those other power power- powerfully powerfully fully armed countries jumped on lit lit- little little tle peace loving Germany taking her completely by surprise S e e After this frightful war is over It Itis Itis is a safe bet that all dictators will want to see wars rationed |