Show i l Phillips Sr 4 HITLER AND NAPOLEON Hitler Visits Tomb oj of Napoleon headline Napoleon Stop Napoleon Stop staring at me I Hitler Hitler Im Im I'm not staring at you Im I'm looking at what I thought was wasa wasn a n reflection Napoleon Napoleon Napoleon-Go Go away Im I'm tired of tourists Hitler Hitler Im Im I'm no tourist o Napoleon 1 Who Napoleon Who Vho 1 arc are you Hitler Hitler Im Im I'm the new landlord Napoleon You Napoleon You are joking Hitler That's what a lot of peo peo- people people people thought Lis Lis- Listen Listen Listen ten Nappie its it's time you and I met We have ev ev- everything everything everything in common We are two of a type Napoleon Napoleon Napoleon-Do Do you realize you are arc talking to the most famous conquer conquer- conqueror or in hi history Hitler Hitler That's That's the very question I Iwas Iwas Iwas was going to ask you You were good for your time but youre you're out out- classed Napoleon Napoleon Napoleon-By By whom may I ask Hitler Hitler Even Even if you didn't ask Id I'd still tell you By me mel I Napoleon Who Napoleon Who are you Hitler Hitler I I am Adolf Hitler Napoleon Napoleon Hitler Hitler Hitler I once knew a sausage maker named Hitler Hit Hit- Hitler Hitler ler Hitler Hitler I I am the conqueror of most of Europe In two years I have taken nine nations Napoleon bored bored I I wish I knew what you smoked Hitler Hitler In In two months I took Den Den- Denmark Denmark Denmark mark Norway Belgium Holland Hoiland and France Napoleon Nobody ever takes France Its It's purely an illusion Hitler Hitler Believe Believe it or not I have captured France Napoleon derisively You derisively You and who else Hitler Paris Hitler Paris is mine This tomb a ais is mine I even own you Think of it Napoleon the Great now under the ownership of Adolf Hitler 1 I Napoleon wine wincing wincing ing As if I hadn't suffered enough during those years at St St. Helena I Bah the world must be softening up You dont don't look like a conqueror Hitler You Hitler You dont don't look any too hot yourself Napoleon Go Napoleon Go on with your story You say you have conquered nine nations Hitler Hitler I I have the world at my feet leet Napoleon That's what I was crazy enough to think once Re Re- Remember Remember Remember member its it's only a short trip from your feet to your throat Hitler Hitler And And do you know what I Iam Iam am going to do next I am going to capture England 1 Napoleon Take Napoleon Take a tip from me and forget it I once had that idea dea Hitler Hitler I I shall capture the Brit Brit- British British British ish isles and destroy the British em- em pire Napoleon Would Napoleon Would you mind re re- repeating repeating re- re repeating that Hitler Hitler I I shall capture the British isles and destroy the British em em- pire I shall be boss of Europe anc and of the world the greatest conqueror of all aU time Napoleon beckoning Come beckoning Come on in ml Ill I'll move overl over RACE CHART STUFF Bold Turk Not out since November Key Rey Ring Should find opening Sailors Sailor's Yarn Unreliable Tough spot Stalagmite Dropping down Ceiling Zero Seldom comes through It seems that the 24 garment garmen workers who have been playing in Pins and Needles a revue staged by the garment workers' workers union have retired from the garment industry and joined the Actors Equity as pro pro- professional professional professional entertainers Now if some actors would only shift to the garment gar gar- garment garment ment business all would be well A correspondent telling of the flight and return to Paris of refugees tells of one man who clung to a heavy Paris telephone book coming and going When asked why he re re- replied replied re- re replied plied I dont don't know I just grabbed it up I guess I might as well throw it away now Maybe the French phone books carry those instructions How to Get a Policeman Sonja Henie has been married anc and the Office Cynic says it is going to tobe tobe tobe be a great letdown to her when her husband finds the refrigerator out of order and yells Say do you know anything about ice CAN YOU REMEMBER REMEMBER- REl IEl ER- ER ERI I Away back when you could boast that you were working like a Tro Tro- Trojan Trojan Trojan jan without drawing any hard hare looks Uncle Sam is going in for Panzer Division divisions would seem better He lIe will build tanks almost as big as Nazi ones and capable ca ca- capable pable of at least 50 miles mUes an hour Nobody can beat him in the auto auto- automotive automotive automotive motive field and we predict that he will not only turn out super Ruper tanks but do it in colors |