Show rr I t Telling lelling Tales j 1 By KELLY BELLY HH I I I I I I I 1 I 1 t I. I I H For the first Saturday night since the holidays Main street was lit up We cant can't notice as much as when wo we we were feeling our way around on the formerly dark street Maybe that's why the alleys were crowded Banquets bowling and dancing kept the folks from getting into any real noticeable mischief so every every- everybody everybody body had a good time In fact the long faced sour-puss sour bunch of or a Do year ago has changed into a laughing loving fun-loving community out to have a good time and to see that everybody else elso gets in and has fun We Wo know how to have hav a good time and Just naturally bust loose Dropped one place where music from the play Irene was passed up for one the kids like A man comes to our house when daddy goes to work Daddy Daddy will have havo to talk to the kids about giving that man nun nickles Sunday morning ar arrives ar- ar arrives arrives rives too early Saturday night Softball and soft mud Is once more moro being stirred up The kids and some of tho girl players have been out In the back yard loosening up soup bones Soft ball fans held a meeting last night Next move will be to get fifteen or twenty willing workers to take the place of or the three musketeers Fee Fat and Freckles who cleaned up the lot last spring Back fence gossip Isn't In it with the scandal dished out by the girls waiting for a chance to bowl at the alleys The sister r who Is bowling and shows good form in this over bend-over and body English Eng Eng- English lish movement gets even when she has finished a couple of games and takes a back seat scat You'd be surprised at some of or the tactics used by some people in making a chance to take a little exercise on the alleys One bunch we have run across Instead of going home for lunch now bring a sandwich and munch It down while on their way to exercise they roll a couple of games and back to the office At 5 o'clock once more Is 18 Ison ison on the boards as one of or a club to get geta a supper appetite and then rushes home so as to get back In time for early even- even evenIng evenIng evening Ing Lunch dinner or supper are bolted regardless of or Indigestion Some others have Joined lodges clubs and leagues and a bunch we know of have suddenly started going to church to get In when the elders do their pin exer exer- cise We have gone bowling nuts Streets will have to be to make room for more alleys A good study In facial expression Watch a 0 line Une of or better halls on the circus seats when the boys are throw throw- throwing throwIng throwing ing away money You can tell by the smiles daddy Is performing A Abroad Abroad Abroad broad grin If the old man gets a a. strike and if 1 he throws one in the gutter he be begets gets a Shanghai gesture But when the ladies ladles are up we watch them Instead of the ball and pins The old man tells how it should be done The lady disregards all instructions and rolls a a. or score No wonder the boys practice when the girls are at home bome No wonder so many birds are missed by hunters Noticed that the boys bo s 's on the shooting range take a n sixty s ty second secondI I aim before they pull a then squirm around on the mattress like in insects In- In Insects insects sects were biting to squint through a telescope to see whether they made a two three or five lve o'clock hit Ed must have squirmed about quite a a. bit judging Judg Judg- Judging JudgIng ing from the leather patches on his lucky hunting coat He also forgot to take the coat to Provo Saturday Those of you who missed the Altar boys basketball game last Saturday were out of or luck In not seeing one of the most exciting finishes put on by the I kids that pulled rosters onto their feet Those kids played ball Would have missed It myself m self If I had not followed a Do young lady escorting a lemon pie into the Memorial building In the excite excite- excitement excitement excitement ment forgot the lady and the pie she was anyway Was informed later that the pie met the same fate fare as the rest of or the eatables at the luncheon if ir that was a luncheon wonder what those kids would do at a banquet supper given to the midget teams by Father Burke The be Rev Kennedy of Murray and Father Burke should be complimented on the way they are arc bringing up the fine ine gentlemanly bunch of American youth Judgie Hartwell Joe Novak Bob Tallon Joe DavIch Jim Traynor Bud Hanley and Frankie Mon and the Murray squad won the admiration of everyone present Rev Kennedy and Father Burke the secret satisfaction you get out of watching those boys at play and later at the luncheon will live long in your memory Proud I am to know you ou both Politicians have once more come out Into the open Delegates for state con con- convention convention convention then the secret stuff com com- Hold onto your hat It might be bo drawn into some ring of or politicians Now that Dave is going to get a a. paved road by his place he be is 15 likely to take a n little interest in the rest of the county Education Is a wonderful Institution Found out that it Is almost Impossible to convince some college graduates that some men are gentlemen dressed in tweeds and felt relt hat or diggin clothes and an iron hat The storm of or April first blew Max across the street in charge of the Wind Wind- Windsor Windsor Windsor sor alleys We Wo once more forget petty quarrels and have fun |