Show I I I Telling Tales By KELLY You boys about town and at the mines nines have had a good laugh when a joke oke has been played on en one or another of 01 you jou ou and the tilling telling t of the story after after- afterwards afterwards afterwards wards Is sometimes funnier than the original horse Pass on your story or Joke and let us all have our chuckle chu kle or hearty laugh stance In About a week ago one of the boys bo s 's was vas riding around In the hills In the course of the ride he and his friends stopped topped at one of the mines for a chat with companions In the bunk house So Soar far ar that's all right and there Is no noun fun un or Joke to It ft but listen On the way back the car made so much noise the he driver thought the whole rear-end rear had lad busted loose Near town he in investigated in- in investigated and discovered disco a practical joker oker had piled plied scrap-iron scrap In the back of the car to start a Junk yard That vas Va fun and to those fellows in the telling and Ill I'll bet they get et a chuckle out of It yet If I you dont don't tell these things whose going to hear about them You get a laugh augh at some ones one's witty remark pass it t on let the rest of us give the wrinkles in n our face some seme exercise Someone said they ought to notify the King ing that the over the road to the he mine leaks tears may- may be C. C Police News News News- In order to get a wave crime started there lere must be a crime committed So why hy dont don't you criminals and police get together and start something Anything for or excitement Give Gi a dance 50 dollars anything I 1 dont don't care Fireman Fireman- Four Pour or five of the boys were working there theres there's s a chance for an argument well anyway the chemical tanks on the fire Ire truck were changed last week and now only water comes out of 01 the hose nozzle Now the fire lads wont won't have to rush home and change clothes before going to a fire lre Clean water does docs not make spots on clothing I know many's the t time me I have grabbed my firemans fireman's certificate certificate and pinned on my badge at the toot of the old Marsac whistle Then a line up on the curve happy curve happy days Stepping out of a a. store entrance Into a hole and loosing the Ice cream out of 01 your cone cone Is not as bad as being in Salt Lake where It Is so hot the cream runs down your sleeve slee before you ou can take a bite The owner of the oil warehouse at the foot of Main street sheet says It took to so long to build that th t- t lie calla calK It the tM monument to Bill According to there Is more more fish talk than there Is fish caught most of ot the thc stories arc are a little fishing I anyhow Phil says he might might not be hearty but buthe buthe I I he Is still Hale I Three good looking young ladies ladles re recognized re- re recognIzed cognized me Saturday night 1 I got a 1 skating date dare for next winter Who says Im I'm slipping sUpping I IA A lively bunch on the curve Sat- Sat Saturday Saturday night the boys shook a few laughs out of their system system Rime told a few tall I ones ones Joe Joe wasn't the only one that got Jealous when Tom beat his time at the Swede dance hall Some hall Some fancy toe toe swInger that Tom Tom Paddy Paddy dont don't like the pan handlers along Second S cond street and says so In no uncertain terms Was terms Was there any beef at the Hanley barbecue Sun Sun- Sunday day day Beefsteak Beefsteak raise compressor room broiled steaks home made bread and pie pie plc Is 18 pretty well represented and you have to know your Colorado history before starting an argument Even a Junk store display window Is worth looking at but you run chances of a B stumble on the uneven sidewalk I suggest a red light be placed at these uneven spots so that displays can be appreciated without stumbling and fall- fall fallIng fallIng Ing lug all over yourself But where would you get red lanterns car own own- owners own own-I owners ers who live out of town and carry passengers too and from work for a n fee arc are going to have a lot of explaining to todo todo do to the state as to why they are run run- running running running ning a stage without a permit Why not live where you earn your money Besides Its a long walk from Salt Lake Listened to a lot of softball played Tuesday night There Is nothing like playing a n game over after It has been won or lost good plays were plentiful so were the not so good hitting was from nothing to a clip cUp base run run- running running running ning was good according to who won sometimes es the he amps was w blind and nd then t en see sec were satisfied the players got all over glory and dirt and It was a couple of ol hours well spent The reason I did not see the games Rossie Hill cut off of my view Byron stuck out his hand band as asIf asIf asif If ho he wanted to hitch-hike hitch on some one ones drive e In one of Tuesday nights games and now hes he's got a hitch-hikers hitch softball thumb That picture In the Salt Lake papers shows that a Is best profile If drivers were as careful on the road as they are parking their car the streets and high high- highways highways ways would be per cent safer Frank expressed the opinion of thou thou- thousands thousands sands when he said the runs hit should be taken out and hung The decorators moved their car down to police headquarters They move every i hour In S. S L L. but they sure holler at a four hour limit Neil brought home the bacon Sunday Y I by trimming Heber 5 54 The Windsor bunch went to Salt Lake Sunday all we know Is the score was 17 At At- Attorney Attorney I torney Bart got off on a flying start I Monday morning by running over a few garbage cans maybe he had a dirty case caseto caseto caseto to handle Mac spent his time off Sunday by playing the machines In the Penny Arcade and watching the girls on the the chutes The Juvenile band concert last week was enjoyed by everyone within hearing but the horn born honking encores were not so hot All out of tune searchers turned out to look for little Tommy the lad that was lost last near Red Creek but the tingling of a cow bell on a horse was the means that located him And I yet we holler If It the alarm clock wakes us In time to get out from under the I of a n nightmare One hundred I and eight feet In eleven shifts He beat me by a hundred and four feet i iA i iA A number of 01 ball fans went down to I Fairmont park Monday to watch the the I girls perform In the softball games I 1 think it was more to watch form than the game came Some of these girls are sure easy to look at nt especially the catchers I |