Show TALL TALES 68 As Told to t to FRANK E. E E HAGAN and mid andELMO ELMO IO SCOTT WATSON VI A e-e-e e The Permanent Wave Gland GlandA A i DISCOVERY that might ml ht easily save American women millions of or dollars every year has been reported from Prospect Conn by Carl Louis Louts artist and correspondent for forthe forthe forthe the Waterbury Conn Republican According to Mr Ir Mrs Irs Les Les- Lester Lester Lester ter Green of ot Prospect and her daugh daughter h. h ter have permanent waves that are the envy of ot the neighborhood nel It seems that Lester Green while butchering discovered discovered a minute gland which produces a fluid told responsible for forthe forthe forthe the curl or kink kin I. I In a pigs pig's tall This fluid when extracted diluted with water and rubbed on the hair produced a u wave wace ne for or Green and his daugh daughter ter that not only promises to have last last- lastIng lasting Ing In qualities but also defies rain In Innet fact net shampooing only freshens It and makes It more potent Mr Ir Green visualizes great possibilities pos Hies for this magic fluid lIe He believes that Its greatest value will be demon demonstrated demonstrated demonstrated In manufacturing bed springs He says that by Immersing steel or brass wire wire wire-In In the solution It coils colls Im Immediately immediately mediately Into a n spring and he pre pre- predicts predicts diets that his discovery may revolt revolutionize the bed spring manufacturing business So far he has not patented the process and anyone who wants to try It and make male their own bed springs spring's Is welcome to do so The White Cliffs of Dover BACK In the days when we had hadL L bron ron men on wooden ships Instead of ot wooden men on Iron ships said John of Marblehead I signed on for tor my first cruise with Old OIl Storm Storm- along A big bl feller the skipper was was was- just four tour fathoms and a compass width from the deck to the bridge of ot his nose He Ile had to be of ot course for his hl vessel the Courser was the biggest ship on the Atlantic Why I mind the day clay he sent a young oung feller aloft to push a cloud off the top of ot the main main- mainmast mainmast mast when he came down he was wet with white while Hanged flanged Dan pd near drowned up there In Inthe Inthe inthe the Milky Way he was But nut I was to tell fell you about that time a storm drove droe us toward the English En channel Be Between tween Calais and the cliffs cHITs of ot Dover Old took look one squint ahead and yelled Will Wili she make It May Iny scrape a n bit of paint her sides but I think she will an answered answered the man at the wheel Cant have that roared Old All hands over and soap the sides put an extry entry heavy coat on the starboard The Tile next minute me and the rest of ot the crew was the sides of ot the Courser with all nil the soap we had on board and she eased through without a bit of ot trouble Of or course It was such a tight fit that the Dover cliffs scraped every bit of ot the soap off orr the starboard side Ever since those cliffs have been pure white that's our soap still ln to em Sure It ItIs Is I Next time you go through the channel take a n look at the waves wa They're still a bit foamy from that same soap When You See a A according to Austin Butcher editor of or the Altoona Kan Tian l an Tribune Is a rare animal which grows about as big bl as a n hoole- hoole hoo le bug bu but It has a long tall tail like IIIi a and wings s like a n bearcat It lives In to the top of ot high hl h trees tre s whence It t flies down own to attack de tie defenseless fenceless f ns less travelers However cr no harm Is to be feared en red from a If It you ou know what to do o when you see ece se one coming It Is roily folly to shoot at ot one for a catches bullets In Its us teeth and eats cuts them The only way WH to do dowhen dowhen o when one une conies comes at nt Is you to take a apiece I apiece piece of or cheese either Edam or orIss Swiss Iss and tack It securely on a awn wa waterfall The makes a swoop sunup ut at the cheese and ami gets g ts mixed up with the waterfall and anti gets Its feet wet It makes s a n mad as 11 all out get when be he gets his feet wet So he hunts around for Cor a nice piece of grass to dry them on The Tho minute the lights on the tho ryas DIP h hunter rushes at him and ties tics his tall tail In a u double bow knot When a vim wlm puss has hns his tall tail tied In a n double bow knot he be Is gone because when he ht flies Hies he always ducks his head under his body to 10 see who Is following him In doing this he gets his head caught In the double knot and chokes choles himself I to death II Western Newspaper Union |