Show BRISBANE THIS WEEK We Know How to 10 Spend Only Electric Chair French Anglo Hift Surprise Surprise- for Cor Blue Eagle Engle Uncle Sam Is learning to spend A Afew Afew few tew lines linos tell you that the Bankhead bill making OJ a kin g the government go g gun guar guar- guarantee u a r- r a antee a loan lonn of ot one 1 thousand million m I I lion 1 t o n 2 dollars to help ten tenant ant farmers f n Im I'm e I 8 buy Q their farms Is passed No r 0 fuss fusa or excitement about It Senator S c n n tor King wanted to cut lt the theone th f one tho mil mil- millions millions lions to tw hun hun- hundred hundred dred millions but but was w n shouted 8 h 0 ute d down Do you yon recall the l excitement w when hen Theodore Roosevelt wanted to build the Panama canal for tor two or three hundred d millions Now No Noone one billion Is almost small change Some young criminals apparently can be adequately managed only by bythe bythe bythe the electric chair In their case It seems useless to talk of or reform or another r chance They arc are distinctly of ot the rattlesnake class clots Consider n a year twenty ma ma- machinist machinist captured In Peoria who con confessed confessed d to murder when the clothing of or ofa ora a dead girl was toss tossed tOIled d Into his lap Yes Yell I did It he ho sobbed This young youn murderer kept a n diary which In one month recorded IS 18 attacks ks on young women The electric chair should cure his sobbing In the lute of ot French Anglo friend friendship ship and understanding there comes mes mesa a rift rUt wide enough to let a coach and four tour drive drift through dealing directly with Germany and Hitler now rejects the tho French Trench suggestion lo of or a consultative pact pact which would com com- compel compel pel Britain to consult France before reaching any important diplomatic con COD i That ought to Interest this country which agreed to consult everybody on earth before building more ships or tilting Its US big guns to the tIle most mOlt ef of effective I angle ancle It t is I. stated bluntly by British of of- Britain Is placing greater granter rEI stress on friendly operation co with Germany closer consultations with the British dominions dominion and a n steady drift toward operation co with the United States Sta tes I News from the Department Dep of Commerce Com Com- Commerce Commerce merce would surprise the recent de do- deceased I ceased a Blue Eagle Ragle FA le and others Dual Busi Business ness nes shows sharp s' upturn throughout country since death of or Blue Ulue Eagle This Is the skeleton announcement the details detail show retail sales locren- locren increasing IncreasIng ing In In spite of or abominable spring weather in some of or the big cities Union labor Jabor demands that nil all United States railroads be nationalized owned by the people run by the government Reason Private owners o do not know how td tO t run them The Tho roads would be bought bou ht not confiscated presumably which would moan twenty to thirty more billions bUttons of or national debt Douglas Dou Fairbanks Jr and Laura La Plante Plante surely surely you know her her her- after work on the set near Monte Car- Car Carlos Carlo's Carlos Carlo's los lo's gambling room dressed up and pre pre- presented presented rented themselves heg for an evenings evening's en en- The Tle doorkeeper sold said bluntly You work In Monaco so you may not enter the tho gambling rooms That's the rule To their amazement they did not enter the gambling rooms although young Mr Ir Fairbanks Is said to have hare threat threat- threatened ened to buy the whole Institution Monte Carlo wisdom Is in that Olat rule The Casino spreads money among Mon Mon- Monaco's acos aco's Inhabitants but will not take tak the Inhabitants Inhabitants' money and so avoids trouble Another wise ruler Is Mr Ir Bradley who owns the tourists' tourists wide open open gambling house at Palm Beach Bench but bet butwill butwill will not allow natives to lose In his place When Then you gamble you know you lose If It you do not know v It try Mussolini has a n habit annoying to Britons especially of digging dl up past pMt history lie He Is expected to tell t ll the British I want a protectorate over Ethiopia with a 0 free tree hand and I In In- Invite Invite vite you ou to remember what happened to Germanys Germany's colonies after the war You promised d to give Ive Italy her share shareIf If tr she Joined the allies nilles which she dir dilL The Tho war ended and you British gob gob- gobbled gobbled gobbled bled up nIl all the German colonies worth having Sheriff Miller l of or Martinez Calif knows that the weakest thing in l superstitious man Is his mind Attack that and you have havo him Anacleto Tor Tor- rest said Balli ho lw had not killed Area Cab rera tern In a locked drawer In lu a n cell occupied by the sheriff con con- concealed concealed a loud speaker muffled to tomake tomake make lImite It sound bound ghostly and continually not knowing whence It came carne heard a n voice saying In Spanish You killed me I am nm Areas Area's ghost You had better confess ss You know you killed me thought It unwise to Ignore the advice of n Ii ghost and aM confessed accordingly O Q King 1105 Feature Syndicate Inc Ina V NU Service |