Show editorial brevities Brevi ties i OUR OLD friend andy of the company ol of amos in n andy would doubtless refer to the present european situation as i a mess 40 41 40 FOR FOK THE first time since the depression started parl Is beginning to have jobless riots evidently old man hard times Is making tile the rounds arid and vont neglect anybody an body before he gets ready to quit 40 0 0 0 congressman AleC lintle democrat okla shouts that secretary of the naly adams ought to resign because he approves the natal dalai program of congressman vinson democrat ot of georgia looks like raskob and the boys ought to am liale e a little better teamwork teamA ork than that disapproves of the bruening plan to extend president Hinden burgs term cut but that mear mean necessarily nece that lie Is riot not a friend 0 illenden H burg ile he may be just trying tr ing to do him a favor 0 it too bad II 11 eliat at tile these s e sc scientists ell it S I 1 8 agn cant find a I 1 that fiat mill ul il us against the depression v 45 IT IS said that former kaiser WIlliel Wll helin ln 1 is ery cry anxious to return to germany some people dont seem to realize alien tile they haie hae had enough v f J GUR OFFICE peSsI pessimist nilst says that the of ching may be going doin but stat liing III ing coith as much L as it il as bicle lit in 1929 ITS NO PLACE FOR UNITED tim decision odthe of tile lit washington to co ab abstain tain from all participation lit in the reparations conference shortly tu to take place lit in europe Is con t ai tent valli fill the contortions and attl tude taic of 0 washington from froin the beginning the united states aar as lias has held that separations lepi tepa rations Is strictly a european mat dat itar in ili this fill country Is not con coll Jec coined ined and oll iclal reco of the conference een to the extent ot of sending ending an all crier would be an opening to on of the legitimacy of tile the french contention conic tion that payment pa en of the isar debts to this country depends ile upon of german reparations to thoe that oe us th ere Is nather nii tiiT teacon nor logic JO fc to bolter buch a contention col t antion nothing but ahsu assumption nip b a 1 I nation that giants lunts to dodge its honett honest obligations actions detroit aree press v tr SK i SOME people are already wondering won derli 9 sani how many comic valentines uncle sam ihl pet get froni from debtor nations he has befriended washington star I 1 i INGE declaring that the can n get along without It hout mars rouge all and I 1 all j letl alk k vell veil inget liale haie added gloom to tile t ic lizt flanigon out ont spectator n mis w HE HC GOT SOMETHING ANYWAY UNCLE sl M protested earnestly that lie he v anted canted nothing out o jt of the tha big liar aar and has been given a pain jn in the lie neck ifor for his magnanimity new lork sun still 41 Q 4 0 o KEEP THEY ARE ABE cleaning some of 0 the windows wini i of merton chapel Cli apel oxford for the first time in 60 years tills news neus should I 1 be kept from janitors of our municipal buildings philadelphia evening bulletin 0 0 30 continental CARES ir IT one thing its another and ow our next big worry will be a as S to 11 whether he I 1 ter or not the groundhog will 1111 see sec ills his shadow shadon harrisburg telegraph 4 Q 0 1931 STREET STREETS in several foreign titles cities are named tor for significant historic dates date why cou we vie pick out the roughest detour in tile the nation arid and call it 1931 arkansas gazette t 0 0 HANDS rull FULL THE main reason reagon great britain join tile united states in writing a note of protest to japan oer tile the chinese fus vas that thai she was vas using both hands hand S to hold down tile the lid on oil india ohl ohio a state journal 8 0 ca SOMETHING 0 i E T 1 li N G nio more re t than h a n t the i le fl finding i i 1 I 1 ng 0 or r a I 1 pe petrified t r 1 fi e d a apple p ale 1 Is r required e q u lr 1 b before e f 0 r e tl the ie world will 1111 Iel beier iele the garden of eden actually was vias in alberta albert now it 11 there had been tuo bites out of it that would bould liae been more conclusive hamilton ont spectator 1 C a MISTAKEN IDENTITY THOSE Japa japanese ben sentries tries who beat up the united states enoy at mukden when mien lie reached there by train will doubtless explain that they mistook him tor for the president ot of china toronto ont dally star 0 EASY TO QUIT WORK NOW WESTERN railroad men are threatening to quit work and we lie cant think of anything an tiling these das that I 1 Is easier to do miami dally daily news CP W HAS INCOME TAX LAUGH THINK of the laugh that heron lake glnn man with 19 children has or on th the income come tax tai collectors miami adil dally new neus s |