Show editorial brevities Brevi ties IN india they arrest chandl for revolutionary ution ary activities it if lie vent ment to atlantic city they would arrest him tor for going on the board walk malk in a loin eloth cloth aw ab ap A bulletin says that me lie annually produce mind windmills mills in ili tile the united states which Is in addition to the ones biennially elected to congress Con grebs WE are wondering xon dering what would happen to a fellow in one of those baby motor I 1 cars if an eight wheeled truck lilt hit him 0 ITS all right for mr gerard to name alist a of men who ullo rule the country but ee everyone knows knous it the men who d do 0 it its tile the ladles ladies 4 0 oo 4 0 THE reason so many men sing in the buth bath tub is that its the only time they have ha e a chance to be heard ap ap v P MINIATURE golf seems to have taken the country by storm and before long we ie expect to be plying croquet in the old flower duller pot ABOUT all the mathematics some of I 1 the he boys bos seem to learn in college can be summed up in the numbers in the football signals 0 ON ONE way may to help the antl anti dolse campaign would mould be to induce congress to go on a ten bear car vacation cation a IT Is said that texas raises enough cotton to put cotton stockings on all t the he feminine legs in the world yes try and do it 0 O A donkey 0 ver over in spain derailed a train tile the oil other er day chairman raskob ought to buy that donkey aud and try it on the special i 4 0 0 0 HE suppose pretty soon they will be taking those minature ml nature golf courses inside so the golf bugs can play all vi winter lliter sunburn you vou get at the beach Is fashionable that acquired in a vegetable ege garden Is not so good socially e lilt MRS thomas thoma s A edison A g good homemaker must DI list have executive ability be a good purchasing agent anecone in mist it and doniev somewhat aliat liat of a n chemist not a word mord about bridge toledo blade 0 IF a united states senator cant operate a dial telephone how low do voa on spose lie he ever manages to get the cap off the ginger ale bottle when allen lie he wants mania to take a little something for his cough couglin macon ga telegraph HENRY ford blames the business depression on oil to the gambling in the stock market wonder it it have been caused 1 in n part by too many people out joyriding in aliv flivvers ers when they should have been at home on the job 0 o GOVERNOR huey hucy P long has been nominated to the senate from lou louisiana ustana and it wont ont be long now until the newspaper P parag raphers will 1111 start calling him hooey heard much from senator pat liar harrlson ribon lately maitie he Is busy trying to find out why the price of sugar suga r go up under the new tariff law an A great many of the williamstown Williams town conference berei 1 ce experts would mould like to see uncle sam standing in a corner with alth ills his pockets turned inside out W 11 t C PEOPLE used to keep alarm locks to waken aken them in the morning at tour four oc lock tucy they dont have to ha have e an alarm any more the rattling ot of tile milk bottles on the front porch now tells them aulien it la Is time to go to bed 49 42 T THE 1 IE difference between betheen a nationalist and an t Is that a nationalist believes in ili uncle sam while atille an internationalist ter believes in santa claus and hopes sanu santa clous claus will min turn out to be uncle sam bani THERE Is the story of the train rain that hit tile alie midget automobile and then had to kop and let the engineer haie hae it tak taken e n out of his eye eve new york po post 6 L 41 0 I 1 IT T scenia th the tariff Is going to be the main 1 J a campaign 1 1 9 n issue in those states where here the candidates ore a re not just sure how bow tile the folks stand on prohibition daton ohio news 0 W 0 40 PITY poor america ashes so broke glicr people ind money enough to buy more radius radios and electric metrik ill cretors lust ejr ear than ever eer before in the i I 1 history 10 tory of tile the nation and they are breaking last gears ears record this car times ahnes union I 1 0 0 THE one redee redeeming ning feature of the battle bete between erk almee aimee semple mcpherson so and ild her mother seems beems to be ill that at neither claimed a afoul foul new york post P ost I 2 0 XIE VE will mill never get relief from elij city noises as long ion g as the motorcycle motor cde Is 1 s al lowed to stage ge a gatling gun contest on every block florida times union aw THE trouble le about many of the probes Is that there a Is not enough regard tor for pro probity savannah vannah morning ne 0 an escaped lunatic was discovered playing pa 1 9 in a st ft louis jazz orchestra there may be others florence ala herald 0 W SOME men have accidents because bees get et into their cars and others lave have a little honey in the seat beside them boston herald 0 W 40 BOTH the republican national committee and the democratic national committee seem to be satisfied with the results of the maine election but we ne believe that the republicans are talking a little louder about it than the democrats ONE good nay may to handle the back seat drivers Is to put lem cm in the rumble seat scat and let lem cm rumble 0 0 4 FIRE destroyed tile lie federal jerade records but the calamity hoI heiers ers say there aint any more trade so why iby worry about that ab s 0 e EINSTEIN declares that space Is the most important thing in the t lie world av ald it if you dont believe this try to edge bour our way on to a crowded croiN ded street car during the hie rush hour on a rainy evening 0 00 EATING grape fruit la Is more hazardous than it used to be before the shell hell rimmed spectacles went out ot of style stile 0 THE run way may the voters are knocking off the sitting united states senators in ili the primaries indicates that mabe the senate any more popular than tile the newspaper parag raphers say it Is Q secretary of war 1 has ordered a census taken of all the c cellars ars in the country noes does this mean that the ilie army Is thinking of making a strategic retreat 0 01 41 SO far mr legge liaa has said kotbin nothing about reducing the acreage sown to wild oats but he probably has some sensible views veils on oil the subject helena mont record herald ab A person dare to keep chickens any more as they might get loose and scratch up some ones miniature gold course ohio state journal 0 0 o 0 i e AFTER a survey of the new paper money the treasury department an bounces that it lias has been found acceptable by tile the public the queer things thing these government experts do learn macon ga telegraph 4 w IT may may or ma may y enot not be true that there are 59 men inen running this country but its pretty close to a certainty that there are mho can tell ou on exactly how it ought to be run poston boston jerald herald aw al le WHAT are the birds to do when all the best ro places in trees or are e 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