Show W F Q 41 1 I dads 4 arl A 1 I 1 I 1 1 11 Co lumin 0 ap T W i 1 44 s I 1 I 1 I 1 aai 14 44 heres a UP tip lor for you girls she wore her stockings inside out all through the rhe summer heat she Sh said it cooled her off to turn the th hose upon her reet feet and so we a come to the end ol of a perfect day said me ma 1 I hope all you children have thoroughly enjoyed your picnic chorus of yes ma then lets pack up and get ready to start for home John johnny yes yea me ma have you scattered the sunday paper nil all over the clearing yes ma ala mary alary ellen have you smeared the leftover left lett over jam on the bench yes ma william break those two milk bottles ales find and hide the gloss glass in that shady place under the big tree yes Ms ma myrtle hurry burry up and finish tramping lown down those wild flowers yes ma Fie diederick Fieder derIck lck go over and help your ra lather ther break down that fence yes Ms ma john are you sure the camp fire Is still shouldering ing yes my love then we seem to have done all expected ot of us lets go goblin 4 the largest piece of petrified wood ever polished was placed over the grave of alice E harper in the city cemetery salt lake the past week miss harper was the daughter of mr and mrs airs T E harper salt lake and the nelce neice ot of mrs A C and cousin of mrs W J buck of this city the grave marker Is a piece of cedar obtained by dr J P F broaddus near heber city and Is 23 by 30 by 8 inches and pronounced a perfect specimen 4 what a shame a tree sitter cannot enjoy tree sitting on his own tree and on his own home premises without molestation because of molestation and interference chief probation Plo Pio bation officer H L gee of salt lake Is now facing a suit tor for 00 tor for trespass and detaining john J murray a lad of eleven years who had the distinction of being salt lakes first and record holder tree sitter who BBS aas quietly and peacefully sitting for a rew new tree sitting record when told to come down and get under the law by the interfering probation officer we hope johnny will nill win the suit notwithstanding that tree sitting Is foolish as are many other things done by kids and giova ups without interference I 1 word from alhambra california gives the information that t mr and mrs airs joe C weeter who tor for the past two years or more have been making their home in los angeles will leave that city next week for bakersfield california where they formerly made their home mr weeter has accepted his old position with one of the big lumber firms of that city success to you folks v the many fi lends of mr frank J mclaughlin laughlin ln long time resident and former postmaster of this city will regret to learn the gentleman has been in very poor health the past few months but at this time seems to be improving rapidly you are too young a man frank to bs be feeling poorly why not take a run up to this foot altitude and get filled up again with the health restoring strength giving mountain ozone you so much enjoyed and on which you thrived in the good old days when you were younger than you firs are now but not as good looking as when I 1 last saw raw you mr mclaughlin ln Is now living with his I 1 daughter mrs van kuban at la brea california 0 f I 1 it a tact fact the many places one I 1 may visit in this age of swift travel Is I 1 amazing says the christian science monitor for instance all of the following places may be seen in the course of a single day various streets and sections I 1 of new york a jungle surrounded lake r of central america a dutch canal and 1 windmills chinese scenes the main street of nome alaska an italian village vili I 1 a street in paris streets and sections I 1 of london scottish cottages rusi bus ar elan villages spanish patios mexican plazas east indian streets and bazaars morocco a little of british south africa I 1 kraal a log cabin in the canadian 1 1 sections of quebec and many other f places of interest yes all may be seen been in the motion picture studios in hollywood t in the course of just a few hours poor little kitty kat A story comes from los angeles to the effect that mr karl katt a resident of that city recently appeared before a los angeles f judge and asked his honor to change d just juat one letter in his hia name it burns bums me up he be complained when people B stroke tro k e me on the back to see if ill purr R im t tired ired of being mewed at and being called tommy and kitty and tabby I 1 the sight of a glass of milk makes me 1 1 sick and recently ive had a strange desire ale I 1 r to chase mice and to climb trees at y the sight of a police dog id like to I 1 change the name to rott kott the way I 1 it should be pronounced anyway the request was granted 1 1 1 I wish said a jeweler that somebody 1 d would start a campaign to tell the t 1 I 1 world that a clock repairing service la Is one business and an automobile repairing 1 service I 1 Is s another when the two get mixed its worse than water in the I 1 gasoline I 1 here Is a motor clock that ive lust just repaired its a standard clock as you I 1 can bee by the name on its dial it belongs to a man who prides himself on knowing everything there Is to be known about an automobile e he brags that he h 0 can adjust or repair every part but when he tackled the clock he met his hl waterloo all that th the e timepiece needed was a E new spring but by the time he got through fixing it its works looked I 1 a picture puzzle considerable time anc expense could have been saved by hav I 1 ing the clock repaired by the jeweler li the first place 4 4 pe I 1 less than ten per cent of the population reside in the united states I 1 but this group manages to consume almost one hall half of the worlds output of 0 coffee and over one fifth ot of the sugar As for raw silk bilk our women and girls see that almost three quarters of the worlds output Is used to adorn various portions ot of their attractive bodies not hot to be outdone out done dad and harold teah gobble up somewhere around three ot of the automobiles and yet we nave have a few thousand worried looking writers who use up millions or pages in our papers and magazines telling us how terrible conditions are in the united states they almost have some of us young chaps believing them but grand pop remembers 40 or 50 years back and syly slyly winks his left eye ye e according to figures made public by the united states bureau of education the american birthrate Is declining rapidly it if it were not tor for the large families owned by men and women whose parents came from some lend land across the water things would probably be more alarming tor for in most sections few large families of old america stock can be found even as it Is less than tour four children per two hundred americans were born in 1928 whereas five children were born bom in 1915 in 1920 we had children in the first grade Six years later with ten i per cent more population there were less than four million children it in this grade keep this up and it will not be very long before some wise mr barnum will round up the few remaining americans and exhibit them at so much per look says the last alue issue of the publishers auxiliary in dads column of the park city record dad gives a splendid description of their vacation trip starting from park city up to british columbia and their drive down the coast through beautiful mountain scenery thriving cities and towns to los angeles california to see his son dr lawrence and from there to long beach california where they spent a wonderful 1 week in tun fun and frolic on the seashore their trip took them through seven states and british columbia dad always likes to pass his pleasures on to hla his readers and seems always glad to get home to park city so far in this mountain section we I 1 have had no summer and now comes the prediction that we are booked for a very verv i early tall fall it has been a rather unusual I 1 year in this great country of ours caused perhaps by the slipping of a cog somewhere in the worlds machinery being quite partial to texans and always more or less interested in texas politics we are glad that me ma and pa ferguson have been decisively batted out cut f the texas political arena they have had sixteen years of political fighting in illicy that great state several years of which they held first place at the political pie counter and during the other years have caused strife and discord in their party they have now however after mn ma was ingloriously defeated in the last gubernatorial election have he ve publicly declared they have quit politics tor for good and will in the future u ture perhaps devote their time in ra raising e ng chickens instead or of always raising h lk and now salt lake I 1 Is preparing tor for a sort ot of a spasm tor for an effort to put a stop to gambling in that city because ot of a reported shakedown ot of the gambling fraternity to cover the defalcations der Icat ions of an embezzling clerk who claims to I 1 have lost his lings at a gaming table it Is an almost certainty that the spasm will amount to nothing for I 1 salt lake like park city seems to have a soft spot lor for gambling and gamblers and allow them practically an open field notwithstanding the fact that gambling causes more real distress than whiskey joints and booze drinking very generally these two evils are combined under one root roof and everybody knows it but what are you going to do about it I 1 dan B shields our 7 former townsman and former attorney general of 0 the state I 1 is again in the salt lake political arena as head bead of the platform committee and already with his coat off working for the success of the democratic cause dan B Is six an able politician and always a square shooter |