Show hubby does seme eack back seat driving in kitchen the trouble anyhow arent you going to get tiny dinner tonight you sure are setting getlid a late start watch out there cant you see you have the gas turned too high why dont you put some water in that teakettle or else take it oft off the fire hey I 1 ey you dont shake that sitter sifter so hard you are getting flour all over the floor door my aly goodness alie that 1 bread wont be fit to eat if you put all that salt in it look out you came very near cutting your hand severely with that can opener the special attraction outside dont you realize that you cant look out the window and scramble eggs at the same time for sake are you blind look at that oven thermometer over 50 degrees too high why dont you turn off those jets when you leave nothing cooking over them no wonder the gas bill runs over 10 every month holy gri smokes lokes turn th that a t meat over before it burns to a crisp I 1 dont believe you would ever get a meal ready it if I 1 come out here and help you kansas city times |