Show record brownings Brow sings correct answer waggish diner dine r with menu chicken croquettes croquet tes eh I 1 say eay walter waiter what part ot of a chicken Is the croquette walter the part left over from the day before sir air 41 those artless little dears dean the tha streetcar street car conductor had bad asked willies mother how old he was waa to be ure sure he be was entitled to a ride tree free three ila and nd a halt half ad the mother and mamas thirty one added wulla willie politely W mary made a little cake to please her husbands palate hubby put it on a stick and used it for ft a mallet 41 once grace do you know kissed ime me twice last night before I 1 could top stop him greta gracious 1 what eb cheek leek I 1 Nel therl my lips 1 aw aw 4 the husband bitterly wen men me ars tools tool to marry the wife yes tet I 1 agree with you but what else can we women marry both ways at ones woman intuition so BO impressive when she la in deciding which way to turn in trade 1 0 0 not for weaklings Wea klings one reason why we be ft a good traffic policeman Is because we tay stay mad all the time tilt the add acm te rest t A quaker once hearing bearing a person perron tell how much he felt tor for another who was in distress and needed assistance dryly asked him friend has thoe thee felt in thy pock pocket et tor for him 0 O or fuming static mrs arris seeing skywriting sky writing tor for first time mrs iggins wot be that mrs iggins be some 0 that there wireless caught lire fire I 1 it bo be bound quite A stranger tomorrow afternoon atte moon said raid a minister j I 1 to his congregation the funeral of mr so and so will be held in this t his church I 1 shall make a funeral address on the occasion and the man himself will be here the first farst time in twenty years 41 one thing in common one of the members of a committee of inspection on its tour of a certain penitentiary found himself in conversation with one of the convicts the latter was disposed to be confidential and thus burdened himself it Is EL a terrible thing to be known I 1 by by a number instead of a name and to feel that all my life I 1 shall be an object of it suspicion among the police but you will not be alone my friend said aid the visitor consolingly the same thing happens to people who own automobiles nob lles 00 OO 00 O O 0 speeding it on the musketry instructor had just been giving a lesson on the rifle to one particularly ticul arly green set ot of recruits at the I 1 end nd he be asked now Is there any ques I 1 1 tion lon you want to ask one dull looking johnny raw step orward forward blushing awkwardly yes tes my man said the instruct instructor aar encouragingly plaze plaza sor stammered the searcher after knowledge Is it might that the harder 01 pull the trig gerthing the tard fard er the bullet goes 0 40 0 10 1 0 O where good trojans go service tor for troy girl who killed herself to be in cohoes from a in an exchange ap 0 e e careless sailor e just their on an chor mrs lymp Gm gracious clOus I 1 was afraid they would 1 its been dangling tor for some time from pillar to post 4 40 40 your speedometer shows you have haro gone miles been taking some long hourat no the Is the distance I 1 have co vered covered going back and forth to the office and the other the distance I 1 have covered looking for parking too familiar uary mary anne acne gave notice she bhe wee waa going to be married her mistress slightly perturbed of course I 1 dont want to put any ny obstacle in the way of your getting married but I 1 wish it were po sible for you to postpone it until I 1 can rat get another maid well mum mary anne replied 1 I ardly think I 1 know im well enough to aask im to put it off I 1 11 heredity up to dote date that a lively child why hoa hes spry epry as a goat chats only natural his father und and were both pedestrians 40 1 the charge lor for this battery three amperes well how much Is that in american money 0 0 0 an unsolved Alys mystery tery I 1 I 1 the sedan was parked at the aide ol of the road and as the man drew near lie be could hear bear noises ot of a struggle within he could hear bear a rustle probably ot of tuk suk 1 l and the muffled panting or of a man abel the body dy of 0 the car swayed slightly too and f fro he heard a curse and again the muffled panting he crept softly around to the side and looked into the window and saw A man trying to fold a road map the same as it had been I 1 w 14 0 6 aniball the skeleton of a prehistoric animal was recently found with its legs I 1 arly wrapped around its neck this would I 1 indicate that the rumble seat is much older than we had supposed 1 aw 4 40 mant been there i lecturer in a small town bof of course you ell all know what the ind inside a of a corpuscle Is like 1 chairman of meeting interrupting most of us do but ye better explain it tor for the benefit of them as have never been inside one 0 two men were talking about horse racing and remarking upon the silly names i given to many horses I 1 it if I 1 kept a racehorse I 1 know what I 1 should call him said bald one what asked the other change of a dollar but thata absurd it la Is tt it tell me a anything that goes more quickly |