Show this and that the me best beat diplomat we know of ia 2 the fellow who holds a couple of conferences takes two hours off lor for lunch 1 dictates two letters in the afternoon and then goes goe home and makes his file vito believe he li in a tired business men man ac who remembers the good old days day w when hen the only bilings in 9 which came in tin cans cane were Bar bardenes Bardl dines nea and cove oysters oy plunging on the stock 13 market without i knowing your business Is ab about cu t as dangerous I 1 as gathering mus broome without I 1 knowing your toad toadstools stools 0 0 daup 0 0 back to normalcy Is tho the cry tn in china and she to is wT waiving iving according to ports porta another hig big revolution has haa broken out 10 ia f 0 40 brano plans to and spend a hundred on hr her eastern and alpine de fences Bri dently proxies franca takes take the lerna of seriously but not too Clo ully 4 av i aw I 1 I 1 corge C orge bonx brut AM prest dent visited taio ohio tuter river ecron try I 1 I 1 deuty years rear ago a president H avor our latest president visited it tut last weeks week doubtless Doub tlE the tar water in ia the th mac lombi t labont the same but the to surroundings have changed quite a er pa dm deal aw WO while R asay macdonald cDonald Mn li IN way ST they tha T busy la in london the wall ot of the foreign omes THIS 1 I 1 ought to VIP out am all of the ati past 1 1101 it 11 oceans ex to TU judging ft jeaa latest I 1 wr war bulletins that the coun i really facey needs mads to also la in AID ja 0 o W nowadays when ft a man tini informs you his wit Is I 1 tarring starving you yon can cant t be b ur whether other be li Is asking you tor roz mo money or tung telling you about the laist dieling dieting aress 01 40 all aorta ort of methods are an offered but ita ifa a good bet that one or of tho the most potent factors in keeping the average woman looking young Is the comer drug store 0 0 0 40 the germans are said to be making an aeroplane without a tall cant see where this would work where will they put the tau light 0 0 0 the bishop ol of manchester warns the english women ol of the dangers danger involved ln ia a sex bex war it seems to us that it would have been better lt ho he had given tho the warning to t the men 0 M 0 0 40 the american federation of labor Is going golrig to make a drive to organize tho the south since it wont have to worry about and internal revenue collector appointments it may have better luck than the republicans Republic ann 9 4 0 10 pashion experts esperte eay any that the fur ur muff muel ia L coming back and ladles indies ore are already wearing them in montreal this season wonder it if this be a good idea or the bootlegger too 0 40 0 1 bany a good country newspaperman ha been ru ruined in ed by the unconquerable desire to become a village Me merickex ricken 41 0 0 an angry tan ion wits with a do d ol aulca oscas shoots hoota umpire according to a recant headline no ko youre wrong it la in chicago it was in havana 01 0 0 01 we know a mn man out our way who to I 1 a wat w in his that be thaw kl rabla on out of tale ah xh window aaa when aw h ssi naad cut 0 contained 1 67 cal cb A nw new york tork specialist says y taxi how rus are ar often imaginary tilts tills to la sap ap botany true of the ones we contract on tract while cfall under the tb itma mia vath mui blood blond nipper flapper at the the th prime minister of lot banot bonot says IT that buying automobiles Is hurting iche th farmers ot of boutil bouta america caw than else elie what does b expect them to 0 ride in 0 00 the author of 0 the diamond dick stories which most moat of at us older ones pat when we w wro were boya boy died ace recently aly in U now new yort tort state and left idt an 0 o estate of only this writer lived ahead of his time the same game plate imd and the same came situations be used in the dread I 1 ful ul diamond dick nickel novela tiofela te are being employed by modern modem writers in ia books at two dollars bollara a copy to bring to the tired business nuin map 0 0 0 a over in russia the communist are now advocating the adoption of a three day week for or workers this wui will give tour days a week tor for propagandising ising 0 anyhow we w are glad gand that the revenue cutters find it necessary necee eary to fire on oil any canadian rum boats boata while prime minister macdonald was here on hlo his peace mission 10 40 0 one half or of the world know how bow the other half ball tires lives but is I 1 convinced anyhow that the other naif half cant afford to live lire the way it does 40 0 it if you dont boiler believe that woman to ta bu perlor to man just juat trw draft one me of such each to in a fur coat and take a look at a them 40 0 0 now how civilization continues to spread the hie former palace galss of the altans to tn constantinople stantin ople Is IB being mado mad over taw 4 dance hall you nifty may think that to ft the r dangerous game but we read the other othro day whore some lellow fellow out west had hai been killed la in a game of bridge w w i sometimes we almost are ara am van t that the follow who still believes in santa claus after he grows up cp is if tha a happiest man utter after all m aw chief magistrate macadoo to N ton 11 has haa delar cd that the radio fauzza Smia swita la a n nul u sanco n c 0 T to 0 b borrow 0 r an ex expression P r 1 ron lya f from 8 h lo 10 0 k athla ubel h 1 0 ee beems e m to bs be t uia h e coafou etc ot of mother another daniel da come to judgment judg 0 0 0 0 the league of 0 nations Is preparing for or a tariff holiday in europe and wj we hope cope that congress Con grets will soon get busy and pus a suitable tariff bill hero heo so a that we can have hata a tariff holiday in ahe th united states state 0 the th old fashioned boy who used to bellev behave that santa claus came down the th chimney on christmas eve TO has grown up and now carries one cai of at the tho patent sig d arett lighters a ad A i I 1 H n in aade a day will kp Us doctor tray away what da you ya BW couppe A pan tolt onion ale do I 1 40 lw it III te in add th t tte aba roan nien toy may W ww 14 1 acne 4 i pants next i I 1 yu year ceiaa it they do go fm far SO aa we w am u concerned 4 we tf choc to be I 1 nt tw too i bea W 0 girls bob thea usa cuda i and try to look as boyish as possums b but ut so ao far none of thorn them hav haf 0 deliberate ly 7 tried to grow row a mou moustache I 1 0 40 Azo Accord to to from moscow five ez ex gone generals rals have been ea execute emt ed after having been charged with plotting to weaken the red army and so BO permit foreign invasion when communist leaders loa cloro in other nations plot to weaken tho the army and permit communist invasions this Is regarded at moscow as real rea service when it cornea comes horns home it Is terrible and a capital offense 0 0 0 low tariff operatives cooperatives co in the senate havo have voted to lower the duties on chemicals wonder it if this Is an attempt to appeal to the flapper vote by increasing tho the number of imported complexions completions complex ions 45 0 0 C C A now new york dancer sues a theater for damages claiming ehe bhe was severely burned when her dancing costume caught fire wo we seen a dancing costume for several years tho the burning of which would scorch anybody 40 4 0 it Is if said that the air in california makes carrier almy calac y maybe mayb to Is what la Is to the mattee with a lot ot cc wu out movie actors actor neilson invented the incandescent light just airty ago go and nd if he invented it what would have become cc ot broadway broadwell Broad tho the way the diplomats all over the world are aj s coming out tor for pews oon eon vinces us u of the tb fact that they w are all married men 0 0 01 jano cowl says say that five per cent of tho the average american audience aud lence Is bad we might come back at jano by gently suggesting that about ninety nicety per cent of tho the actors are the same way 0 O 0 thero there la Is one thing about it if we reduce duce the navies too much it is going to make it a lot easier for the rum runners 40 4 0 13 somebody who mates makes up the customs lists must have a sense of humor he put the ukulele under the classification of musical instruments 0 0 0 another thing we won wont t get until the mu lanium comes along Is a tariff law that will suit everybody A cow in a suburb of boston the other day tried to jump ark an automobile it must have been a moon 41 0 0 0 01 fashion notes note say that the muff Is coming back it was introduced by the chicago cubs cube in the world series 01 a A london specialist blames the failure at a great moy many people on to flat cat feet its it OUT our opinion that oat flat heads beads usually have more to do with it 0 o 0 o 0 o paris fashion experts say bay that the fashionable woman la is to bo be plumper they have been plumper than they look all tho the while |