Show editorial paragraphs congress threatens to investigate the recent slump in the stock market which may mean that of the boys at washington on an the wrong side bide of tho the market it was announced at a recent automobile show chow that the hand which once rocked the cradle now drives the family car but father still continues to pay tor for the gas now that the pacifists paci fists and internationalists In ti tiona lists were defeated in III the fifteen cruiser fight no doubt they will change their oil grind the valves and start the old propaganda machine running in III another direction we dont know what the direction will be but are sure that it will be away from america it is 13 getting so 50 now that if you cant get yourself mentioned for a cabinet position its a sign that you are not in the least prominent 0 there are now 1324 airports in the united states which Is some progress still it will be some time before there are as many airports as filling stations A st louis court held the other day that in spite of the darwin theory a monkey Is still a monkey and has no legal status this Is quite a blow to the evolutionists av of course the majority has more votes than han the organized minority but it holler as loud aw v of course the good old days were all ight but still wo we prefer the modem baloon tire to the one which was made of ron and sounded like you had dropped dollar every time you drove over a itono in the road 40 1111 40 it may take mr hoover longer to a cabinet than it takes a european statesman to build one but its our bess uess that mr hoovers cabinet will last longer than a european model 10 its our judgment that mr mussolini Is a the kind of man who permit anybody to do the driving aroi from a the back seat eat I 1 i a W erema 0 40 W 4 it Is said eald that within a few years the a will have the front wheel drive and a lot of 0 henpecked husbands 6 know hope that the front seat drive will come tn in before that |