Show record brownings Brow sings tile printer iut have been chinese headline in an exchange THREE MILLION RATE KILLED IN LONDON BANQUET SEASON OPENS so s 0 0 hethey say she has decided t to marry e a struggling young business man she well if ashes decided he might as well quit struggling carl powell says that I 1 motor net or car manufacturers rs are ara just discovering what women have known for many years namely that the way to acquire popularity Is to show attractive lines 40 0 0 youre youfe too Parti particular cula r slim holmes was dining at a restaurant in one ot of our neighboring cities c it ea recently after picking a sliver silver out of his sausage he be called to the walter waiter and cold bald 1 I dont mind the dog but I 1 bar the kennel 4 W W raised tile the ante I 1 the man who brings home homa the bacon I 1 is not necessarily the satisfactory husband remarked glen many women nowadays expect roast turkey with dressing I 1 4 0 accommodating friends from an exchange I 1 card of abanks we wish to thank the friends and various a alous fraternal organizations that so BO kindly d Y assisted slated in the death and burial of our beloved husband and father 0 compensation A rolling stone gathers no mess but it gets so smooth that nobody has any i thing on it when fortune smiled she do you remember that you once proposed to me and that I 1 refused you he yes that Is one of my lifes most ab beautiful e memories 0 4 01 future theolog theologian farl bobby do you know youve deliberately acl broken the eighth commandment by stealing t eft 11 n g james candy well I 1 thought I 1 might as well break the eighth commandment and have the I 1 I 1 candy as to break the tenth and only covet it should go in when it rains say said the man as he entered the clothing store 1 I bought this suit here less than two weeks ago and it Is rusty looking already I 1 well replied the clothing dealer 1 I guaranteed it to wear like iron 12 I 1 49 4 solitude hot springs va dispatch A man and his wife earnestly seeking privacy and escape from the insistent but well wishing inquisitiveness ot of a democracy arrived here today with an escort of nine secret service men five newspaper correspondents four moving moi ing picture camera men two still photographers special telegraphers valet maid chauffeur etc chicago tribune 1 ow 0 0 still good I 1 amos whittaker a miserly millionaire was approached by a friend who used his most mos t persuasive powers to have him dress more in accordance with his bis station in life i 1 I am surprised amos said the friend that you should allow yourself to become shabby 1 but im not shabby firmly interposed the millionaire miser oh but you are returned his old arle friend d remember your father ile he was always neatly even elaborately dressed his clothes were always finely tal tailored lored and of the best material why shouted the miser triumphantly these clothes ive got on were fathers I 1 stick to lt it ness Is what makes for success 0 0 41 piper how gracefully jacob seems to eat corn on the cobl cob Held heidsick sick he ought to hes a piccolo player ier 1 I cant marry him mother het hes as all at atheist heist and believe th theresa erest he hell I 1 L marry him my dear and between ia 7 well convince him that lies hes wrong we must have some payments on tatt machine 1 dont dun me dun the machine what do you mean i you said it would pay for itself what did the boss say when you told toli him you have triplets he promoted me to be head ot of wf ail department what d department e part ment are you in r production I 1 1 I want a bottle ot of iodine sorry but this Is a drug store C cant all t I 1 interest you in an alarm clock soma m a nice leather goods a few radio parts sor or ik a toasted cheese sandwich 1001 0 10 01 0 i professor to fresh freshman maw when were 1 you born freshman on the second of april professor late again i 0 ai O get a man 0 on his bis back and he has is to look up being ron on ones back will always show the way to get on your teet feet and toy stay there today Is all you have tor tomorrow is Q i promissory note and yesterday A Is a can ani caled check i 0 4 4 4 I 1 equipped lor for the job 7 the boss I 1 cant take you on as 4 11 collector you have a criminal record ass as man the applicant but think of my ex per lence fence day or night with MY m altu gat I 1 always got the money 0 4 fr i ti inguld be unethical i doctor I 1 have always heard tb yon yol are a lady killer madam that Is not true I 1 make n LO distinctions 0 suitable sul tabla 1 I want to sweep the cob cobwebs webs MIA my brain j 11 why not use a vacuum cleaner 4 W aw the department of commerce I 1 elleg automobile tor for evert ew t that there Is one 56 persons in the united states at the natural nan 1 l is fractional human huma n being i result of so many automobiles york sun kenosha news making highway 40 feet wide change things m 35 nd to except that buses would elpa teet feet i A I 1 1 sw m ja detroit news it has been a tile summer A fellow was c complaining complain ins IT other morning that his bis raccoon cot wa rotated his sunburn j |