| Show this and that A physician who has been investigating says that since they became so BO athletic our modern modem girls have much thicker wrists than formerly it if this is true it Is a good thing lor for the erring husband bus that the rolling pin has bas gone out ot of fashion in the modern home one of the literary masters shakespeare peare or somebody said that brevity is the soul of wit it if this Is true its a wonder we all dont die laughing at some ot of the modern skirts the girls are wearing 01 W A woman never gets really old until she quits worrying about whether she has las ber bar hair co combed abed in the proper way 4 40 secretary astl amson declares that in limiting our wa warships it Is going to be a fifty fifty proposition as tar far as we are concerned and in this statement he will have the approval of about one hundred per cent ot of the american people 4 ramsay macdonald may recognize th reds now it if ho h 0 pleases but the chances are that it wo wont t be long until he wishes he been been able to see them 0 4 the sad thing g from the democratic standpoint Is abat that the republic republicans a n only MY split up in years when there a arent r e nat 0 any elections 0 41 0 it if the bootleggers get to making it much stronger it wont be long until the safe crackers will w III be using gin to eat eal their way into the burglarproof burglar proof vau vault t one fellow who li is convinced that it Is more blessed to give than to receive is th he 0 p prize fighter v 40 W tho the pacifists paci fists seem to think that st it uncle sam will disarm his bis troubles win will be over well germany was disarm disarmed edl at tho the end of 0 the world war and we cant say that she Is exactly out of all her bet difficult difficulties les 4 00 40 according to the dubuque telegraph herald the city ot of des moines is having a near beer war our idea ot of nothing to get excited about Is near beer 40 40 4 maybe the girls dont wear ruffles on their dresses any more because it would look too effeminate 4 it if you want to know how quickly a public figure Is forgotten just ask the next ten men you meet the name of the captain ot of the im alone 0 0 josephus daniels says that within ten years uncle sam will be in the league ot of nations or something just like it which indicates that josephus Is about as good a prophet as boston Is a baseball team 40 4 f 0 the burning issue among the girls nowadays Is whether to bob it again or let nature take it its S course 40 0 1 0 nothing makes tho the average motor fan so sore as to have his nonchalant disten er yawn unconcernedly just when he I 1 la 31 telling how bow the old bus made the highest mountain in the range on high 0 Q 0 it used to be that the a seaside resorts published pictures of sea pea serpents to attract visitors but now they publish pictures of 0 oh well you go on and finish it 43 C what seems to be needed to enforce prohibition Is a campaign of education to get everybody in favor of it phila delphta inquirer 4 40 yet a jealous wife would be just as rund mad it if she knew what her husbands stenographer really thinks of him san francisco chronicle women are becoming expert in patching tires says an auto advertisement how about some new type of rubber socks rochester democrat and chronicle acl jcl mussolini has ordered the to wear straw hats all he needs to do now la Is to order the wind not to blow the skimmers off cincinnati enquirer 0 H e ap face lifting Is not particularly painful says a magazine writer tell that to the pugilist who has just received a vicious uppercut boston transcript 10 0 0 A lyons man dropped a bundle of laundry on the paver pavement nent the other day and broke both bottles lyons news aw 4 0 among careful drivers list the one who ts Is taking home a 40 pound cake of ice on the running board toledo blade 0 O 4 4 0 1 A local old fashioned parent agrees that any child of his seen in one c of f the new type bathing suits will get tanned rain or shine detroit news |
