Show just paragraphs one of our cynical bachelor friends says that hat t june may be the month when wedding bells ring but it Is to be remembered that it Is also the month which brings the poison ivy 0 one way to raise the price of wheat would ou id be a national advertising campaign asking king the housewives of the country to bake more biscuits like mother used to make 0 0 haibe maibe one re reason 8 son why there Is a surplus ur or of wheat I 1 is s that the modern ia flapper go to the family flour barrel to te get her complexion like mother used to do S 0 tho the bill which would have barred the counting of aliens in the census seems to have been beaten in congress so EO that new york will continue to be the largest city in the country 4 4 A scientist lias has invented a machine which will truly register ones hidden emotion when the girls get one of these they will be able to tell whether those soft words and that heming heaving chest really means anything on a moonlight night in june 0 0 here ere Is an agricultural thought for the day it if all those farmers who are accustomed eu cus ro tomed atme d to t 0 spend their time riding around d in automobiles ut orno biles were to stay at home and raise wheat how much higher would the wheat surplus be 4 W the latest news from juvenile circles Is that hoop rolling Is coming back again so 60 that the pedestrian wont be sate safe even on the sidewalks 0 why Is it that in the movies to bo be efficient as a secretary a girl Is supposed suppo s ed to be plain as a mud fence wear spectacles and have no sense of humor whatsoever soe er 0 O 0 did you ever notice that when fu folks tart start out to wish a nasty job on you they always begin by handing you a lot of applesauce about your wonderful execl tive alva ability when the nature loving child fills the family vases with buttercups butter cups and daisies father always selects a daisy to put in hla his coat lapel bec because use daisies wot wont tell |