Show editorial brevities Brevi ties t ti i joseph may have been proud of his coat ol of many colors but he had sense enough not to wear bell bot tomed pants t 7 e F 0 it if any park city man has a family with aittia a porterhouse appetite when he is w working king on a salary our adai advice adcur e to chini him is to sing the doxology and turn out the y the sloppiest slop thing in the world is not a man who has hag just been dragged out ont of a river but a girl trying to cry and chew guru gum at the same time W J the first time a couple realizes that marriage make two people P I 1 a one is s when they gw go to buy their railroad tickets some pirk part city men remind us ua of dogs in one respect it take much to start them howling cutting out the will wilif db more to prolong life than cutting i out the tonsils or adenoids aden 0 4 of these days a native of the thel fiji islands will come to tha U G I 1 see the charleston dancer and thena then go home and take up a collection to send missionaries over here A we heard a park city man say yesterday that he be used to be head of the family but since his daughter lias has grown up tip the 0 two women have agreed on a commission form of govern ment maybe one reason why some gome men never marry is they are too tender hearted to see a woman starve to death 4 40 before marriage the average wo matt man would trust him with her soul after marriage shemont she sho wont trust him with his own payl pay envelops envelope 40 0 two things the average park city hates bates knorring she is is fatter aban some other woman and having some other man make mahe more money than her ber hus husband bandL w 4 W what has become of the old fast fash boned widow who thought glie die ought to dress in mourning several after she collected the insurance 0 C 4 france plans to sell bonds by ra dio that ought to be a hot tip tor for the book agent who cant zet get past the front door |